I got this from a vine by Sarah Schauer
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BF:okay, you'll be meeting my parents today, just don't embarrass me
Me:okay
BF:hey Mom, dad, I would like to introduce you to my wonderful girlfriend *places hand in mine*
Mother:nice to meet you
Me:If mental hospitals had walking trails, we could call them, psychopaths
BF:Jesus Christ, what did we just take about
Me:What? You said not to embarrass you, I'm just being myself, and I know you love that about me
Parents:..... Okay?
Mother:Who wants dinner?
BF and Me:Me
Me:I'll help set the table *walks into kitchen with BF's mother*
Father:How did you meet her?
BF:I honestly don't know *laughing in embarrassment*
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Random Funny Shit
HumorThis book is a continuation of my friends book. It will be filled with random Funny shit that happens in our school, jokes, memes and random shit that we find funny in life. <Description from original book> I'm in grade nine and some funny thi...
