I saw this in a Anime Vine compilation.
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Me
K: Kiara
B: Bride/BF
G: groom
P: Paster
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P: do you take 'B' as your wealthy wedded wifeG: I do
P: and do you, 'B' take 'G' as your wealthy wedded husband
B: I do
P: By the power vested in me, I pronounce you....
K: *whispers* don't do it
Me: *whispers* oh I'm doing it
P: you may now..
Me: *hits play* KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
B: REALLY ALEX!!!
Me: sorry I had to *shrugs*
G: *Grabs 'B' upper arms, pulling her close, and kisses*
Crowed: *CHEERS*
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One thing's for sure I'm so pulling one of these at my friends wedding.
I also have another one and it's a meme.
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Me: Maid if Honour
B: Bride/Best Friend
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B: now for the maid of honour to say a few wordsMe: *walks up to mic* thanks, since I'm the maid of honour, and obviously I'm supposed to say a few words, here is for my friend and friends who's been here throughout her life till now, and I hope will still be there in the far future as well so, here we go... Kerchoo mother F-ers. Peace out *walks off holding peace signs*

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HumorThis book is a continuation of my friends book. It will be filled with random Funny shit that happens in our school, jokes, memes and random shit that we find funny in life. <Description from original book> I'm in grade nine and some funny thi...