♡Everybody Loves Me♡

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★Bangtan Sonyeondan★
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Chimmy
Hey have u guys seen Kookie??

RJ
What

He wasn't in class?

Chimmy
No

Me and Tae couldn't find him and he wouldn't answer his phone

Tae's going around campus asking people around and checking the places where Kook hangs out

Shooky
The kid has frequent locations?

How exactly do you know this?

Chimmy
.....He told us

Shooky
Last time I checked he didn't disclose such information nor was he comfortable with it

Chimmy
....Intuition

Koya
You stalked him

Chimmy
Don't expose me

Mang
What a thot

Chimmy
Hoesuck

Mang
Fair enough

RJ
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT OUR BABY COULD POSSIBLY BE MISSING!?

Shooky
Jimin did say Tae was checking out the places where the kid could be

RJ
BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH

HE COULD BE SOMEWHERE FAR OFF CAMPUS

IN A VAN

A WHITE VAN

FULL OF PREDATORS

Koya
Jin hyung breathe

Calm down

RJ
I AM CALM

Shooky
You were shaking me earlier while you were hyperventilating

RJ
YOURE POINT!?

THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE

Koya
Jeongguk's 21 years old

RJ
HES A FETUS

AN ADORABLE SMOL MUSCLE BUNNY FETUS

TOO PURE AND INNOCENT FOR THIS WORLD

PERFECT JAILBAIT

Mang
WELL IF U PUT IT THAT WAY

SHIT WE GOTTA FIND THE BAB

FILE A MISSING PERSON REPORT

Koya
We can't file one unless it's been at least 24 hours

Shooky
I'm genuinely worried now

There's no way in burning hot hell that I'm letting some creep taint that boy

Koya
Where'd you guys see him last?

Chimmy
When we facetimed him?

I think he was walking somewhere dark I don't know but I could barely make out anything on his side of the line

It kinda looked like there were leaves above him

Koya
When was the call

Chimmy
11

Pm

oh

SHIT

Koya
Fuck

Shooky
WHATS HE SDOINF WALKIGN THEAT LATE AT NIGHT IS HE CRAXY

Koya
Calm down

RJ
OH MY GHID GE COULD BE ANYWHERE

Mang
oh fuckign hell what uif hegoir kidnapoped

Koya
You need to calm down!

We can't find him if we don't get our shit together!

TaTa
I found Jungkooks phone

it was under a bush

and it was crushed