Doctor Schneep- please welcome Wilford
Wilford- *walks out onstage holding his gun* I don't take no shit from nobody remember doctor?
Doctor Schneep- woah woah give me your gun
Wilford- No!
Doctor Schneep- yes!
Wilford- *pouts and gives him the gun*
Doctor Schneep- good now sit down and take your roast
Wilford-
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Doctor Schneep- oh I forgot to tell you that you're getting roasted today oops my bad
Wilford- this is some bullshit
Doctor Schneep- should we get started?
Wilford- no
Doctor Schneep- well we are going to roast you anyway bubblegum bitch
Wilford- I'm not a bubblegum bitch
Doctor Schneep- you look like you put weaves of bubblegum in your hair and you dress like a nerd
Wilford- *touches his hair*
Doctor Schneep- are you sure you didn't steal that outfit from a kid at chess club?
Wilford- I bought this outfit thank you very much
Doctor Schneep- at the thrift shop?
Wilford- No!
Doctor Schneep- whatever you say you little scamp
Wilford- hey that's my catchphrase
Doctor Schneep- 😐😐😐 I know and I don't care dork
Wilford- im done with this BS give me back my gun *jumps out of his chair tackling him*
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Dr. Schneeplesteins Roast Book
HumorYes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me.... ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️ I felt like I had to put that as a warning, because I've noticed some people seem to get upset over this book...
