Hello Worlds

Loosen my BUTTOCKS

* Logan's POV *

            I kept on driving looking at the bumpy road ahead. Looking in the mirror I saw Alberto was asleep. Steve was looking out the window pretending he was in a music video, and Bob was taking some prescription pills. 

            Bob put away his medicine and turned around to look at Steve, seeing he was in his thoughts; Bob secretly took out his phone and took a few pictures of him. He even showed me making me laugh.

" What are you guys laughing about? " Steve asked.

" Oh nothing Stevie. " Bob answered making both of us chuckle. Looking at the road ahead of me again, it was really uneven and old. 

" Driving is gonna take about another half an hour guys, the road is really bad so we'll need to go slow. " I said going at the speed of about 60km/h.

" Uh uh, remember I built this car so you can drive on top of a billion lego blocks and it'll be fine. " Bob said. 

" Wow Bobino you really outdid yourself with this car. " I said impressed.

" I customized it all on my own. Why do you think Alberto is snoring behind me. " Bob said as Steve leaned over confirming Alberto snoring.

" Oh my god guys Alberto is snoring! " Steve whispered. 

            It wasn't after about 20 minutes, Bob's phone began to ring. Glancing at the caller ID, I saw it was our good friend Triple Jay.

" Hello? Oh. "

" Okay. "

" okay.....uh yea, oh my god. "

" Okay thanks for letting us know. "

" Yea we'll try and contact you if we can, but tell everyone to delete our numbers just in case the terminators come after you guys. " 

" HAHA I KNOW RIGHT! " 

"Okay bye! " Bob said as he put the phone down.

" Triple Jay said that the terminators are like super fucking mad and that they're coming back with something big, but it's not ready yet. " Bob said.

" Did she tell you what they were coming with? " I asked.

" I don't know its like a new invention or something. But we'll worry about that later. Step on the wheel we're almost there. " Bob said as I sped up my driving.

" Oh my god more problems..wait how can Bob get phone service all the way out here?! " Steve asked. 

" chatr mobile Steve. " Bob answered.

" Steve can you shut up with your dumb questions and let me sleep. " Alberto groggily spoke from the back. 

" What did I do?! " Steve said making Bob and me chuckle.

             We kept driving for another hour. Alberto slept,  Steve fell asleep and woke up with a mustache on his face, Bob looked through a bunch of files and work from Damian Richard Grayson and I drove the Jeep. 

            We arrived at our destination at around 7. It was an old rusty building that was the size of an average neighborhood house.  

" Park the jeep behind it. " Bob said as Alberto and Steve started to wake up again.

            I parked the jeep and we all got out looking around. Eventually we found a back door that was made out of rusted metal.

" It's locked! " Steve said pushing and pulling the door making me laugh. Bob was digging around in the jeep for god knows what. He came back with the janitors crow bar.

" We could've thrown that at the terminators! Made me do all that extra work oh my god. " Alberto said giggling.

" Nah, what you did was fucking cool. " Bob said as he shoved one end of the crowbar in between the doors.

" Plus, if we threw this at the terminators; how would we get inside? " Bob said.

" Smart thinking Bob. " Steve said holding up his finger giggling. 

            Bob kicked the crowbar a few times until we heard something snap inside. Removing the crowbar, Bob proceeded to pull the doors by a dent he made in the middle. I went over and started to help pull as Alberto joined. 

" Steve, could you stop being a useless human being and help us pull the door. " Alberto said.

"Excuse me, I loosened it up for you guys. " Steve said giggling making me giggle too. 

" Loosen my BUTTOCKS STEVE. " Bob said making us all laugh. 

            Eventually we managed to pull the door open to squeeze inside. 

" Uh guys, is there even a light switch here? " Steve asked as I pulled on a lever turning on the lights. They were really old dim worn out yellow lights, but at least there was light.  Looking around, we saw bottles upon bottles of different chemicals. That was heaven for Steve. There were a bunch of different kinds of rocks, minerals and crystals. Which was heaven for Bob. There was a bunch of random scrap metal and tools lying around, and there was a really really reeeeeaaaaallyyyyyy old computer. Just great.

" Oh my god guuuuuuyyyyyyyyys!!!!!! " Steve said as he jumping all around the chemicals. Bob just found a box, threw the lid, and dumped all the different types of rocks on the floor. I headed towards the old computer, and Alberto stood there shaking his head at all of us.

" I'm gonna go explore guys. " Alberto said as he grabbed a thick wooden stick and kicked open the basement door.

" Why are you taking a stick Alberto? " Steve asked.

" I don't know what kinda shit is down there. " Alberto said as he went downstairs. 

            I managed to turn on the computer, and it was like nothing I've ever seen before. There were a bunch of random locations and coordinates and maps and diagrams with lines and dots and I was just so overwhelmed. Bob was thoroughly inspecting the random scrap metal and tools lying around. Steve on the other hand was already experimenting with chemicals.

" Steve you better not burn yourself, or create an explosion. " I warned as he giggled all excited. 

" Oh my god guys look! " Bob said pulling something out from underneath all the scrap metal.

" What? " I said trying to make out what he just pulled out.

" It's a motorcycle! " Bob said looking at me.

" Bob that looks like someone beat it up and then burned it. " I said deadpanned as he laughed.

" Nah, I bet I can make it awesome. " Bob said confidently. 

" Well if you can then I'll ride it. " I told him making him grin. Just then there was a little boom behind us. Looking behind us we saw some smoke clearing away from Steve's now black ash covered face. His hair was everywhere too, And the his white eyeballs were looking at us widely.

" Oops. " Steve said giggling as he whipped the black char off his face. 

" I got a picture! " Bob yelled cackling like a maniac.

" What did I say Steve! No explosions. " I said scolding and chasing him as we ran around the small lab bench.

" Uh...guys....check out what I found..." Alberto's voice boomed through the basement hall.