The Specialist and I

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I glared at the person leaning against my truck.

"Been a while.", the person said.

"Yeah. Only this time, I am going to kick your sorry ass!", I yelled, "What the fuck are you doing here, Megatron?"

"I'm hurt. I thought you'd be glad to see me.", Megatron said.

"After you kidnapped me?! Fuck no.", I said as I put the milk and dog food in the back, "Now what the fuck do you want?"

"Optimus Prime.", Megatron said.

"I'm not giving up my brother.", I growled.

I punched him and he disappeared. I glared at Megatron as he flew off.

"Why are you glaring at that fighter jet?", Lisa asked.

"That's my mine and my brother's enemy. Well one of them. He kidnapped me shortly  before I came back to Florida and almost killed my brother.", I said, "Let's go."

We got in the truck and I drove home. When we arrived, my mom was thrilled. Annabel ran over and hugged me after mom. Lisa smiled as mom hugged her.

"I'll go get my things.", Lisa said.

"No. Lisa, you're not carrying anything. Not with that baby. Sit. I'll bring our stuff inside.", I said.

Lisa sat down and I brought her stuff in first. I brought the crib up to my room and set it under the bed. We wouldn't need it for a while. I set the boxes of the baby's clothes in the closet and put Lisa's clothes on hangers and in the closet. When we were all settled in, I smelt mom's stew.

We ate lunch and I grabbed my keys.

"Leaving already?", Mom asked.

"I'm going to surprise the boys.", I said, "And dad. Do you know of Orion and Ron got back from Patrol?"

"How did you know they were patrolling today?", Mom asked.

"I have my ways.", I said.

"Yes, they're back.", Mom said.

"Okay. I'll be back then a little later.", I said as I strapped on an ak-47.

I walked out to my truck and left.

When I arrived at base, I parked in the main hanger and spotted a man walking toward me angrily. Galloway. I got out and closed the door. Galloway was the only one in the base.

"What are you doing here?! Your a civilian!", Galloway said angrily.

"Uh, no. I enlisted in the military so technically, I'm not a civilian. Oh and the President told me to tell you that you're fired. I'm the new liason.", I said.

His face was priceless!

Then he got serious.

"You can't fire me. Unless I hear from the president directly, I'm the liason.", Galloway said and left.

I rolled my eyes and made my way to the training room where I figured most of the bots were. I grinned and spotted everyone in the training room, bots and humans. I opened the door and walked in, unnoticed. I climbed the wall behind Ron and jumped in him. He was too focused on dad and Epps sparring to notice me. However, the second I covered his eyes, he noticed someone was there. As did everyone else.

The sparring paused and dad looked up. Epps took the distraction and made my dad fall by sweeping his foot under my dad.

"Hey, Ironhide, guess who.", Epps said.

"Okay, not funny.", Ironhide said.

I smirked and kissed him. Immediately, I jumped behind him, hiding in his blind spot. I heard a few people laughing and felt Optimus' amusement over our bond. I smirked and lightly tapped his iron hide. He turned around, annoyance coming through the bond. Everyone just burst out laughing.

"Ironhide, look behind you.", Chromia said through her laughter.

He turned around and growled as I jumped onto the floor quietly.

"Alright, I've had it. Whoever is messing with me is going to get their aft blown up.", Ironhide said and activated his cannons.

I smirked and leaned against his foot, "Mine are bigger. Wanna see?"

He looked down at me and his eyes widened.

"By the way, your kids were acting pretty strange on the way here.", I said.

"Lori!", Ironhide transformed and his holoform gave me a death hug.

I giggled and hugged him back. He let me go as Ratchet and Optimus transformed. Optimus walked over and gave me a hug.

"You're looking better.", I said.

"As are you.", Optimus said

Dad hugged me next, "Welcome back, kiddo."

"Thanks, dad. I'm still pissed at you though so watch your back.", I said.

When he let to, Ratchet gently grabbed my arm and pulled me toward the med bay.

"Hey! What's the big idea?", I asked.

"Your mother said you were sparked.", Ratchet said, Ironhide fainted causing Ratchet to pause, "Bring him too."

"Wait! I'm not pregnant!", I said.

"But your mom said-", I cut him off.

"My friend is pregnant. Not me.", I said, "Now you made Ron faint."

"He didn't faint, he glitched.", Ratchet said.

"Same thing.", I said as Ratchet let me go.

"Which friend?", Dad asked.

"Lisa.", I answered, "Her fiance is in Afghanistan right now and he won't be back until after the baby is due. Therefore, I volunteered to take care of her and the baby until he got home."

"When did he propose?", Dad asked.

"Umm it was two to three weeks after I left. So, in like, February. It was the same day I got pissed at Ron for showing up at the movie theater.", I explained as he woke up, "Welcome back to the land of the living."

I walked over to him and helped him up.

"Your sparked?", He asked.

"No, a friend is. Either my mom or Rhyan heard wrong.", I said.

"Good because I was going to knock you out.", Ron said.

"Hmm I love you too.", I said and patted his arm.

"Does your mom know your back?", Dad asked.

"Yep. In fact, she knew I was coming home.", I said as my phone rang, "Hello?"

"Where's the Mayo?!", Stacy asked.

I had given them a spare key so they could use up what food I had so that it doesn't get wasted.

"If it isn't in the fridge, it's in the top copboard right beside the fridge.", I said, "Anything else you're looking for?"

"Nope.", Stacy said and hung up.

"Kids....", I muttered.

"What now?", Dad asked, "Did Annabel hide the food again?"

"Uh....no. I gave my friends a key to my house so they could use what food I had left in the fridge and cupboards so it doesn't go bad and stink the whole house up.", I said, "Stacy called because she couldn't find the Mayo."

Dad nodded in understanding, "You have strange friends."