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Ok how the fucks it going fuck bois, fuck girls, and dike niggas. I'm all up in here like an Std. So let's get this fuck shit started.

1) I'm a beast
2) I live in the hood
3) I'm currently dating someone
4) I'm a boxer
5) I'm a football beast
6) I'm also a wrestler
7) Sports are my life
8) In my neighborhood their is a lot of crime and fighting and my record is current 47-1
9) I cuss a lot so fuck off 😂
10) I got straight A's my niggas

Now for my joke.
A black father and son we're together and had recently gotten into an argument with each other.  The father says "son I've noticed we're drifting apart,  so we're going to Africa to explore our roots."
The father and son are on the plane and halfway through the flight when the co pilot gets on the mic and states "we are having some weight distribution issues so some people are gonna have to go to the back of the plane and jump out. Now starting in alphabetical order I would like all the African Americans to go to the back of the plane."
Hearing this the son stands up. To which the father says "Son sit your ass down." The son doesn't argue and sits down.  The co-pilot gets back on the mic and says "ok now in alphabetical order can I have all the black folk head to the back of the plane."
The son begins to stand up but the dad once again says "Son sit your ass down. " The son begins to argue but the dad repeats himself and the son sits down.
The co pilot gets back on the mic and says "Once again going in alphabetical order can I have all the colored folk go to the back of the plane." The son begins to get up and the dad says "Son sit your ass down." The son argues back " But dad if we're not African Americans, Black, or Colored then what are we?"
The dad looks his son right in the eye "Today son,  today we're niggas."

Alright so joke over now for the bullshit rules and tags.

Oh yeah Fanboy--Null was the fuckboi who tagged me lol😂

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Oh yeah Fanboy--Null was the fuckboi who tagged me lol😂

Ok now for the people I'm tagging I do whatever the fuck I want so I'mma tag however many I want.

Oh yeah Btw if I tag you.  You better fucking do it 😂.  That means you Jary and Zetfuck.

Code_Crimson
uncagedwaffle
Sergeant_Yuu
jarodlikestowrite
ZetsuboNoTamashi

So I'mma do five lol😂

Ight you better fucking do it Jary and Zetfuck😂.

Ight peace out Fuck Bois, Fuck Girls,  and Dike niggas.

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⏰ Last updated: May 13, 2018 ⏰

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