Many years ago.................................
Britain decided to call Mexico for news
Britain: hay Mexico, we just created the world's largest boat, it's called Titanic, we will use it to send you a lifetime amount of mayonnaise since you wanted them so badly.
Mexico: *hangs up* yay~! I will have so many mayo! This war isn't half bad after all!
The next day he received a call from britain again........
Britain: I am terribly sorry about that Mexico... I'll try to make it up to you by sending some aid. Mexico? Are you still there?
Mexico: *surrounded by a dark aura* no its ok Britain no need... I'll be fine... I'll be ok... *hangs up sat on a corner*
Meanwhile.............................
Romano:hay check at this. It says here that Mexico declared Cinco De Mayo, in honor for his freedom and Titanic.
Philippines: poor Mexico- hay! What are you doing! Stop reading that news paper and start helping me cleen Spain's room before he comes back!
Romano: no way...
Philippines: Romano, eres un idiota perezoso de tomate! Solo te pido que limpies los muebles, ¡mientras que haré la mayor parte del trabajo! (Romano you are a lazy tomato idiot! I'm just asking you to clean the furniture, while I'll do most of the work!)
Romano: ¿Cómo te atreves a llamarme así? Bastardo! (How dare you call me that? Bastard!)
(TwT) Hetalia~
Italy found a box of pasta, surly it doesn't sound suspicious.
Italy:ohhhh a box of pasta!
France: i got you now! Ohohohoh~ *brings italy home with him* now zat you are my Prisoner, you are now my new French territory!
But before he declares it Germany came....
Germany: France it is already 2018! We do not vant to declare var! Release Ze Italian or else!
France:no!
Germany: fine zen! You go take care of him.
France: what? Zat was weird... welp taking care of italy is not so hard, how hard can it be?
To be continued.................
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