Brunei called for an emergency world meeting, it's called an "emergency meeting" but I bet you it's not really much of a big deal.
Britain: so Brunei, what was it you want to talk about?...
Brunei: yes this is urgent....... WHY ARE WE SOUTH EAST ASIANS AT A FUCKING KID'S TABLE?!
Britain: I'm terribly sorry about that, is just that the idiot was too cheap to buy a spare chair on the meeting table....
Brunei: but other than that, I feel weird... like there has been tensions around us.....*suddenly a black aura appeared right behind Brunei.*
Britain: WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT?!
Philippines: *not smiling, and speaks in a gloomy tone* Magandang umaga, kamusta kayong lahat.......
Britain: Spain what did she say?
Spain: good morning and how are you.
Britain: ummm *shaking* we're doing wonderful, h-how about y-you.
Philippines: mukha ba akong natutuwa?....
Britain: h-h-h-hu?....
Spain: she said "do I look like I'm happy".
Britain: n-not n-not at all bad am I right?.... ahahahaha- here come have a seat.....
Philippines: wag na uuwi na ako, kakain nalang ako ng puto....
Spain: "she said she will go home and eat a bitch?......"
Malaysia: Spain I think she meant the Tagalog puto, not Spanish.
Spain: oh...
Brunei: what was that all about.?....
Indonesia: you haven't heard? Philippines' boss said that there will be some kind of tension between her and America.
Brunei: she's mad because of that?
Malaysia: no lah! It's because even though her boss wanted her to not be friends with America she said that they could still be friends, but sadly he is ignoring her.
Indonesia: she maybe a small country but she likes to make everyone her friend.
Taiwan: then if she's in a bad mood let's make her smile!
Italy: Ve~ operation Mango!
Ok so while that happens let's go back to our Au!
PRESCHOOL-TALIA!
Preschool Philippines: merry Christmas Japan.
Preschool Japan: but it's November....
Preschool Philippines: *nods*
Preschool Japan: arigato, Philippines....
*adult Philippines enters the room.* Philippines: hello Luciano! How are the mini countries holding up?
Italy: they seem to be having fun, preschool Philippines is giving out gifts....even though it's just November....
Philippines: I can't seem to see chibitalia....
Italy: who?....
Philippines: oh, I haven't told you. "Chibitalia" is the name I gave to Preschool Italy.
Italy: I didn't know I have a preschool....
Philippines: oh there he is.
Italy: oh wow! *Picks up preschool Italy* The baby version of me is so adorable.
Preschool Italy: hay I know you, that's right you're the bigger version of me. Do I get to grow big and strong when I grow up?
Italy: *shocked* yes b-big and strong! *put's chibitalia on the ground and leaves the room*
Philippines: Luciano? Where are you going?.... *Italy closes the door* ok then see you later....
Mean while.....
Italy: I lied to a bambino, a me bambino! T^T
Germany: it's not like you can tell him ze truth.
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