There is... a bit of a... problem in the... yelling room...
Indonesia: we girls just want to be able to wear accessories like you men!
Britain: we allow you to were bows, and fix your hair and sorts!
Philippines: *throws a vase at Britain* Nice try tea man! America took my sampaguita head piece and went to my place claiming he owns me again!
Britain: *glares at America* are you serious?!
America: *smiles at Britain* she said it was Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. I just wanted to try it out. It was all a joke.
Britain: you wanker! Do want to start world war 3?!
America: no!
Britain: then why the bloody hell did you do that?!
Malaysia: this means war!
Britain: Alright that's enough! This is war, because of a certain idiot, but let us all do this in a properly manner.
Hungary: does that include you men hanging and us women hitting you until you say yes?
Britain: um... no... I um...—
America: ok president. Let the amazing heroic Vice President deal with this *pushes Britain*
Britain: what the hell you wanker?! *falls on the floor*
America: this means war doesn't it? There for it means PAINT BALL WARRRRRR!!! Hahaha! I made these weapons *throws a huge box on the floor* Blue for girls Red for boys, last man standing! So what do you say?!
Something tells me that this is going to be exciting.
Mexico: hay since I'm not part of the student council school war I'll be the referee! Ready! Set! Go!
*both sides ran to the forest*
Britain: ok let me check the girl side... so they have Hungary, skilled in armed wars, but once injured maybe we'll have a chance.... wait I forgot they have Philippines with them, her on the other hand she is skilled in hand to hand combat, but when it come to high tech weapons she is kind of clueless... wait a minute... they're missing one more person. Who?! Wait....
Malaysia *appears behind Britain*: I smell a spy.
America: ok time for me to be a hero! *hears Britain scream from the distance* what the hell?! He was at the girls's base?! He dead now.
Japan: what are we going to do now? The president is gone...
America: don't worry the hero is here! I have a plan...
(A few moments later)
America: ok girls! Stop this and we won't fire!
Malaysia: give us freedom of speech!
America: Very well! Japan you go first.
Japan: *brings out a katana* hai! (Yes)
Taiwan: what should we do Hungary?
Hungary: Japan is skilled in hand to hand combat, there for we need Piri!
Philippines: what!? Me?! Do you remember what he did to me years ago?!
Hungary: and do you remember what you did to him years ago?
Philippines: he threw multiple bombs at me!
Hungary: you slaughtered half of his soldiers.
Philippines: not all of them...some of them were nice...
Hungary: just slaughter him like what you did!
Philippines: but he's nice now, I can't hurt him.
Hungary: Piri you're bolo knife is made out of rubber and is covered with blue paint just like Japan's, except that his is a katana and has red colour. Just kick him like a pulp!
Taiwan: ms. Hungary he is approaching!
America: Give it up girls!
Hungary: Piri!
Philippines: FINE! Japan! *picks up bolo knife*
Japan: just rike the ord times, huh?
Philippines: they made me do it.
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