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Japan: konichiwa Philippines
Philippines: hello Japan! Kamusta?
Japan: what does that mean again?...
Philippines: it means 'how are you'.
Japan: oh, well I'm fine.
*china appears.*
China: nihao Philippines!
Philippines: hello po, kuya China! I should be going now, bye po! Bye Japan!
China: ok then!
Japan: that's strange...
China: what is it?
Japan: Philippines usually says 'po' to elderly....
China: WHAT?!
Japan: I think I should go now I might be late for school.
China: I can't be that old! T^T

*^* hetalia!!!!!

Vietnam: hay where's America?
England: I think he's in the closet...
Vietnam: but why though?...
England: beats me.
Vietnam: *opens closet* hay America, what are you doing?...
America: I miss my old bud Korea! T^T
Vietnam: you could still visit him...this is the 20th century like there's no limit to things... apart from Piri's war on drugs, and our conflict with China— wait what am I saying?! Com on America let's go back to packing!!!
America: Korea used to call me America! *bursts in to tears*
Vietnam: because that's your Fucking name! chết tiệt đi ra !! (Fucking get out!) *pulls America out*

>:< hetalia!

America: hay look at that thing!!!! It's a huge hole!! We have to look inside!
England: you Twat! That's no hole! That's a portal!
Russia: why not we go inside? Da~
Italy: great idea!!! *pulls every one to the portal.*
Tone continued...........

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