(Warning this chapter might get dark, if you want the gags skip to the end.)
America: yo everyone! How you guys been doing?!
Germany: oh it's him...
Italy: great he's here.....
America: what are you guys talking about? Come on you guys! Let's have fun!
England: fun?! You mean being left alone is fun?!
America: what?...
Japan: he thinks getting bombed is fun...
America: what? What do you mean?..... Philippines?.....
Philippines: you bought me from Spain, and made me look like a fool.....face it America, no body wants you here you caused too much pain for us.
America: b-but how?....
All: *surrounds America * you hurt us! You hurt us! You hurt us!
America: no I didn't mean it! Please stop! No! I'm sorry!!!
America: *wakes up and gasped deeply*... it was all just a dream....heh......but....it felt.... real.....
The next day~
England: that's odd America, you seem to be a downcast.
America: i got a nightmare last night, it's nothing a hero can't handle!
England: that's odd...
America: hm? You mean me having nightmares?
England: not that... it's that...everyone had nightmares...
America: you had a nightmare?
England:w-well... *flash back...*
America! Come back! Please, I'll take care of you more! I won't leave you this time! America!
*end flash back* it's none of your concern!!!! I'll go get some tea and crumpets!!! Shut up!!! TWAT!!! *walks out*
America: was it something I said?....
Philippines: *bursts out with tears* America!!!!
America: Philippines?...
Philippines: you have to put an end to this.....please make it stop.....
America: stop what?...
Vietnam: stop Russia's anger... he's been angry for weeks. It started from the asian's dormitory, then the second floor, but now it has spread throughout the whole campus... *hugs Philippines, and creased softly her head like a child* we haven't been sleeping for weeks and it's been hard. Mostly for the MaPhilIndo sisters since their dorms are next to Russia's.
Philippines: I cAn't tAKe It AnYMORE! EvEry tImE I cLoSe my EyES ALL I coulD SEE is the sAme nIghTMARE ovER AND ovER AgaIN! *crazy laugh*
Vietnam: I'm going to take Piri *yawn* to her place, away from Russia. You should do something about this.....
America: good luck.... I guess....
Hetalia~
Japan: where am I?... *sees old self* who are you?
Old self Japan: I'm you. Look what you've done. *shows the chaos and destruction happening to his friends*
Japan: I didn't do that!
Old self Japan: are you sure?... who thought of the idea that Asia belongs to Asia only?...
Japan: but-
Old self Japan: who bombed Pearl barber?!
Japan: me but-
Old self Japan: so you admit it? You admit that you are a murderer!
Japan: no!-
Japan: *wakes up* another one?....*hears a knock on the door* come in.... *enters America* America?
America: I know I'm not supposed to be in this building, but I need you and the Axis guys.
Japan: what ever you are planning, I'm not going to join you pranks.
America: it's Russia. He's spreading nightmares throughout the whole campus.
Japan:...no wonder...
America: please japan... help me...
Japan:...
America: look... I know it been a decade or so, but.... I'm sorry I bombed your place... I should have acted more mature back then... if I haven't done that, your people would have had crops to feed...
To be continued.....
Here stood Philippines on Biak na Bato. There she declares war.
Philippines: my fellow Filipinos! Let us rip our Cedula and we will be free!!!!!!!
Filipinos: Yeh!!!!!!
*all of them rips the paper*
Manila: Pinas! I have news!
Philippines: Ah my right hand man, Manila! What is it?
Manila: They said if we present our Cedula we will be armed with the mighty weapons of Spain!
Philippines: *looks on the rippied Cedula on her hands* Shit...
Chibi Philippines: and that's why we fought with bolo knifes, because an idiot didn't remind me sooner. I punished Manila by throwing him off the cliff, Don't worry it's normal we do this all the time, it's like our family bonding. =w=
Biak na Bato, is a place where in the Katipunero (a group of rebelling Filipinos) ripped their Cedula and declared war against Spain. A Cedula is somewhat a piece of paper that shows your existence in the Philippines as a Filipino, but unfortunately if you are a citizen you have to pay a crap ton of money in order to not get Spankies by Spanish soldiers.
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