Italy: Ok! Time to set this operation to a start! I'll go first! *grabs Philippines.*
Philippines: I'm sorry Luciano but where are we going?
Italy: shopping at my place! You love the styles at my place, remember?
Philippines: yeh it would be fun.... *looks at the designer bag.* too expensive......
Italy: I'm sorry Bella......
Philippines:it's fine Luciano..........
Singapore: *sigh* this is how you make a Filipina happy. *grabs Philippines*
Philippines: huh? Where are we going?
Singapore: to the zoooo!!!!Philippines: wow! There's a peacock! So beautiful!
Singapore: let's go the the aquarium next!
Philippines:.... I think I would like to go home now.....
Malaysia: what did you do?
Singapore: I said that we were going to the aquarium....
Indonesia: you both failed there for its my turn! Come on Phili!
Philippines: I don't get it what is going on?
Indonesia: nothing but nice spa would fix!
Philippines: that smell... it smells like...... I want to go home....Spain: you guys are so dense! I can make my mija smile with just a simple dessert! Quesada pasiega! Here you go mija!..
Philippines: just like old times.
Spain: yeh. Like that time where I taught you how to pick tomatoes.Philippines: and that time where you put me and the other 27 countries to bed.
Spain: yeh the good times......Philippines: *starts to cry* I'm sorry papa! I wished I never got angry with you!
Spain: I'm sorry I became over protective! I miss you mija!!!!
Indonesia: isn't he supposed to make her smile not cry?....
Malaysia: I don't get it.... why isn't she smiling?....
Vietnam: you know, if you really want to know why she is sad, maybe just go and ask her.England: and while your at it, mind if we tag long?......
A few moments later......
Malaysia: I can't seem to find her....
Indonesia: me to..... oh hay it's Spain! Spain where is Philippines?Spain: oh she went home. You know it was weird why she had scars on her arm.
England: hay It's Luzon. Have you seen Philippines?
Luzon: hay England! What do you mean, I am the Philippines.
England: no, I meant Maria.
Luzon: oh her. I saw her an hour ago holing a rope.Vietnam: wait a minute. Switching mood swing, scars on her arms, and a rope...... Oh dear....
*every one got socked*
Everyone: SHE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!! *rushes to her place.*Philippines: *sigh* what's up with them?.......
*door bursts out*Malaysia: Philippines!
Indonesia: Don't do it!
Vietnam: You so much to live for!
England: Please reconsider!Philippines: what are you talking about?
Singapore:please don't commit suicide!
Brunei: we all love you.
Italy: we don't want you to go Bella.....Philippines: suicide? What made you think about that?
*every one made a blank explanation.*
Philippines: *sigh* come with me.Singapore: what is this place?
Philippines: it's my backyard. *blows a high pitched whistle* *in came Philippine eagle.*Indonesia: wow it looks beautiful.... but what that for?....
Philippines: you see I was sad because Jr. was sick......
*everyone did a blank face*
Philippines: he didn't eat breakfast this morning and I was worried about him. That Likha is also sick....
Malaysia: we knew you had a pet eagle but who is Likha?Philippines: *touches the water* *and out came a fin*
Indonesia: awww a dolphin! *suddenly a shark popped out instead of a dolphin.*
Everyone: Aahhhhh!!!!
England: what in the name of the queen is that?!
Philippines: I found Likha at Seychelles' place. Sadly he has the flue...
England: Philippines, I don't mean to be rude but are you sure he is sick? He seems fine.......
Philippines: try touching his nose, usually it's cold but now it's hot.....England: *touches Likha's nose. But Likha bit him.* AggggHHHHH let me go you twat!
Philippines: Awww look at you two, getting along just fine!
Malaysia: England! what ever you are doing, keep doing it!
England: GET IT OFF ME!!!!Singapore: wow you have a lot of pets in here.
Philippines: of course, you're not the only one who has a healthy biodiversity.
Indonesia: *whispers to Malaysia* we messed up
Malaysia: *whispers to Indonesia* I know, just be quiet about it.
Vietnam: wait if you're not committing suicide. Then what's the rope for?
Philippines: my tarsiers. They like to sleep on thick rope.
Italy: then what about the scratches on your arm?...
Philippines: oh these? These we're done by Jr. his talons are sharp. Ahahaha......
Malaysia: you know you could use an arm protector.
Philippines: nah! You know what they say if you and your bird companion touch you, your bond can strengthen! And it doesn't even hur—
Malaysia: you can't afford one can you?....
Philippines: yes....Singapore: then what about America ignoring you?
Philippines: huh? Oh that. He ignored me because I ate his burger, he'll get over it.
England: I know you're happy and all but would you please help me!!!!!!!!! Tell this shark to stop bitting me!!!!
Malaysia: all right all right. I'll get it off you... in 2hours.
England: where are you all going?! Hay! Get back here!!!To be continued....................
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