Preschooltalia

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England: it's time to go to bed now.

Preschool Italy: can you read us a story?

Preschool America: yeh iggy we want to hear a story!

England: fine then what characters do you want to hear about?

Preschool France: i want to hear about magic!

Preschool Japan: i want to see a cute frog.

Preschool Italy: i want to see a dragon.

England: fine then, once upon a time there was a wizard he was good at magic and he like being alone. One day a frog came and started to bug him. He captured the frog and fed it to his pet dragon. The end. Now go to sleep.

*Preschoolers trembling in fear, cuddled up in a corner*

(T~T) Hetalia~

Sealand's first day.

Hi I'm Sealand, and I'm a country! It's my first year in the school WA. I'm kinda nervous, but I'm also exited!

When i entered the room I saw and old friend. "Wy! I didn't know you were in this school too!"

"So did I."

"You think if we walk around school campus we will see a fellow micro nation?"

"I guess so, I haven't walked on school grounds so fine then I'll come with you."

We went out of the class room and went for a little adventure!

(Philippines' pov)

I was hungry so i went out to buy some breakfast at the canteen. As I walk I saw some students and they started to interview me.

"Oh hi there! I'm Sealand! What's your name?"

"Hi I'm Philippines."

"Philippines? Oh you're the micro nation of asia! Welp nice meeting you!"

"You too!... wait did he just say I'm the micro nation of asia...?"

This can't be! I'm Philippines! I can't be a micro nation! Well i am small... but I got my independence! But I'm still small... and some countries over shadow me... it's impossible! I have an economy, but i rely too much on America... maybe i am a micro nation! I need help!

I ran back to class to find Mexico "Mehiko! Mehiko!" Once i found him i started to shake him like there was no tomorrow! "Am i a micro nation?! I can't be right?! I'm... I-I... I'm short!"

"Calm down Phili. I guess you're since there are some micro nation based of you..."

"What?!"

"I don't know. Do i look like google to you?"

"You are not helping!" *shakes Mexico harder*

"I don't feel so good..."

Suddenly we were interrupted by the Axis guys.

"Don't vorry Philippines, you are not a micro nation... do you even know vhat a micro nation is?" Germany said as he tried to make me stop shaking Mexico.

"I'm not?..." he nodded back at me and a stream of relief came down my spine. "Yay! I knew it! Huh?... what's wrong with you Mexico?" He ran outside like he was going to barf, i wonder what happened to him?

(^w^) Hetalia~

(3rd person pov)

England came back from the grocery store to buy some dinner, he wasn't expecting a surprise though...

"Blasted that traffic. At least i made it home though, finally *opens door* i can work on my embroidery..."

"Hay England! Welcome back! Glad you can make it!" America said.

"What the-?! What the bloody hell are you doing here?!" Suddenly Arthur heard a crash of a piece of glass. He looked back and saw some familiar faces.

"What the bloody hell-?! What are you all doing here at my place?! Hay that's my vase put it down China!"

"Oh you haven't heard yet? Ze girls are in a vacation today at Seychelles's place, so they closed ze whole island."france said as he carry the tray of cupcakes.

"What does have to do with you wankers in my home?!"

"I became jelly with the girls, so I figured why not have a sleep over at your place!" The American said as stuffed his face with a burger.

The British tried to ignore the fact that his house is raided by a Chinese, American, French, Japanese, Two Gremans, Two Italians, a Spanish and a Canadian holding a polar bear.

He sat down on his couch and tried to watch the teli. He was then attacked by the french with a level two pillow. "You wanker! What the bloody hell was that for!" "Pillow fight!"

Everyone started to hit each other with high level pillows, except for the british. "Face the wrath of my lever 14 hamburger pillow!" Said the American hitting the british.

The British was filled with anger. He grabbed a level five pillow and stood at the dining table, "that is enough! *every one stare* this is not a pillow fight! This is a pillow war!"

They started to hit each other, "die you foul beast!" Yelled the british to the French. But then the whole fun was interrupted by a call... "everyone! Ve~ i need to use the bathroom..."

Britain: it's down the hall, at the right side...

Sudden silence filled the room....

China: hay you know what, I have the new CD called "Man Protector: The Never Ending Fight!" So original!

France: you know i Zink i heaard that before...

Everyone: yeh we think so as well...

China: hay! It original Chinese idea!

Welp original or not, they watched it anyway.

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