BULLS AND HORNS
Miss. Important over here raised her hand before Mr. Vernon could continue his very boring and prolonging speech."Excuse me sir? I think there's been a mistake. I know it's detention but, um I don't think I belong in here."
I scoffed loudly making everyone turn to me including Vernon.
"Is there a problem Miss. Evens?"
"There's plenty however most of them are about you which I won't kindly share as it could demolish your already damaged and low ego. However the one that I will share with you is that Claire here, thinks that because she's prim and proper and thinks she's better than us, she can get away with anything she likes, including detention because her and her family wipe their asses with $20 bills"I turned to look at Claire once I said her name smirking sarcastically. "That is all" I turned to face Vernon.
"Detention next Saturday Evens. Keep that mouth of yours shut you hear me?! I've had enough of you already." I mimicked zipping my lips trying not to smirk.
Mr. Vernon completely ignored Queen Bee much to my satisfaction and looked down to his watch.
"It is now 7:06 you have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about why you're here, to ponder the errors of your ways-"
There's was a spit sound making me glance over my shoulder to see Bender catch his saliva back in his mouth, Claire gagged making me smirk and not try to make a noise.
"You may not talk!" He slammed his hand on my desk making me whip around to look at him dead in the eye.
God that scared the fuck out of me! Crazy bastard.
"You will not move from these seats" I heard shuffling behind me, must be Brian.
"And you-" he pulled the chair out from under Bender's legs, quite roughly might I add as his feet slammed on the ground before putting the chair back in it's correct place."-will not sleep"
Shuffling the papers in his hands he directed the next sentence to all of us. "All right people, were going to try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay, no less than a thousand words describing to me who you think you are" he passed us all a blank piece of paper and a pencil.
"This a test?" John asked
"And when I say essay, I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times, is that clear Mr. Bender?"
"Crystal" he replied sarcastically.
Hey that's my thing!
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Fanfiction"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him. He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked- "You free...