"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him.
He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked-
"You free...
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He threw the ball between the two populars who casually ignored him, obviously Bender was trying to get them riled up or cause a reaction that he so desperately wanted.
He then began to add to the fire that was starting to brew as he started to sing the tune of 'Sunshine of your love' by Cream. I watched this play out as it was quite enjoyable to see, the tension was rising in the room and i was loving every minute of it.
Turning around i looked back at Shaggy to see confusion written all over his face. I then looked at John who was now getting more into the role and started strumming his imaginary guitar.
"Cant believe this is really happening to me" Came beside me from the snotty Bitch.
"Quit your wining princess you deserve to be here just as much as the rest of us so pipe down will ya" i countered looking at her face that i would happily slap the shit out of. She just has one of those faces doesn't she...
"Oh Shit!" Everyone turned to look at him suddenly including me who was dead eyeing Richie over here. "What are we supposed to do if we have to take a piss..." immediate groans were heard from the two high horses of the school making me chuckle "Please.." I looked over at John to see he was already staring at me with a mischievous smirk as if asking me to play along. Deciding to play his tune i asked " I don't know Bender, what do we do?".
"If you gotta go, you gotta go" Bender then put his hands under the table and a sound of a zipper being pulled down was clear for everyone to hear. Wait.. is he actually gonna...
"Oh My God" Claire said before she tuned to look away not wanting to see his...thing. I however wasn't bothered and continued to watch John mess with Andrew, although on the other hand i wouldn't mind seeing Benders thing, its not like i haven't thought about it or even dreamt about it because if i said no that'd be a big fat lie.
Bender leaned over the table as Andrew turned around "Hey! You're not urinating in here man"
"Don't talk. Don't talk. You'll make it crawl back up" God Bender should sign up for drama club. "You whip it out you're dead before the first drop hits the floor" Andrews face was dead serious, luckily for Bender he didn't do serious. John looked at Andrew "You're pretty sexy when you get angry" Bender made a small groaning noise to add to the effect.
Andrew then turned back round ignoring John, realising i was probably the only one left staring i went to turn around. However not quick enough as Benders eyes flickered to me and looked me once over before smirking and biting his lip. "Nonetheless Amber here is sexy all the time" He dragged out the all before sending me a wink.
