HULK SMASH
"Hey Fellas I mean-"
Brian tried to put his hands on both the boys' shoulders but they both shrugged them off not breaking eye contact with each other.
"I-I don't like my parents either. I don't- you know. I don't get along with them either, I mean their idea of parental compassion is just.."
He made a head exploding gesture
"...Wacko"By this point Andre had gone to think for himself and sat on the table behind, trying to collect his thoughts an de-stress. I think that's what we all need if honest.
Bender looked completely uninterested in what Brian was saying. I felt sorry for Shaggy I really did but maybe getting involved wasn't the best strategic move.
"Dork...you are a parents wet dream. Okay?"
John patted Brian's shoulder before making his way back to Andrew. Brian fell back onto the desk where he now sat.
"Well that's the problem-""Brian, I know you're trying to help but now isn't the best time" I tried to talk Brian out of if. He meant no harm but he didn't see the look of frustration on Benders face right now.
Not gonna lie..he looked hot when he was angry.
"Look I can see you getting all bunged up for making you wear these kind of clothes, but face it. You're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie! What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"
I cleared my throat directing Brian's and John's attention to me. Although my focus was on Bender "You know Bender, being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered
holding eye contact with him.He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked
"You free tomorrow?"
"No. I'm expensive"He smirked "mmhhmm you're a tough nut to crack Sweet Cheeks"
"Stop getting off topic" I breathed out a laugh before placing my hands on top of his that were still resting on my thighs "And one more thing...don't touch what you can't afford honey" taking his hands off my exposed thighs I playfully shoved him away from me.
Seemed to calm him down a little, I thought.
"Why do you have to insult everybody, you too Amber...what's with all the sarcastic comments?"
"We're being honest asshole! I would expect you...to know the difference!"
John came back to me like a rubber band and wrapped his arm around my shoulder bringing my head closer to his body, I'm not complaining...he smells amazing!
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Fanfiction"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him. He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked- "You free...