TALENTS TO TRUTHS
"I can also eat, brush my teeth..""With your feet?" Daphne interrupted looking disgusted
"Play heart and soul on the piano.." Allison concluded. There's no way, maybe eating and brushing your teeth if you had like..lots of practice but the piano bullshit no way!
"I can make spaghetti" i nodded
"Cook me up a nice spaghetti bolognese when i come round Bri?" i asked flirtatiously with a wink, turning Brian red in embarrassment but smirked and nodded nonetheless
Looking over at Bender he looked furious, hey can't a girl play a little game? I'm just doing some harmless flirting, that's all...
"What can you do?" Claire asked me.
"To show you i need a piece of gum, you got some Andy?"
He nodded swiftly before reaching into his back pocket and passing me the pack.
Taking out a piece of gum i started chewing and threw him the packet back. "You guys ready?" i asked chewing quickly to get the gum soft enough. They all nodded as i stood up, pulling down my shorts as they were riding too high for comfort.
Tilting my head back i spat the chewing gum into the air and moved my body to line it up to where the gum was going to land, angling my mouth to catch the falling mint flavoured gum.
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Once i'd caught it i dropped my head back down, chewing my gum and smiled doing bow as they all clapped and a few "Cool's" and "Awesome" were exchanged to which i thanked, apart from Claire who mumbled a "Gross" but clapped nonetheless. I stuck my tongue out playfully at her which she then smirked. Satisfied i sat back down crossing my legs.
"Neat trick sweets, take it you learned from the master?" Bender asked teasingly as he smirked
"Spit and Gum are two different things honey, i got class" I sassed flicking my hair over my shoulder. It was silent for a good 3 seconds before we all burst out laughing.
"Okay, okay. Cool it" I wheezed "Andrew what's yours?"
"I can uh- tape all your buns together-"
"I want to see what Claire can do" John asked being inquisitive but strangely serious.
"i can't do anything" Claire was quick to shut down Bender's comment.
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Fanfic"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him. He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked- "You free...