michael's Diary // clemmings

entry 1

soooooooooooo Luke brought home a girl after he got back from some stupid party he went to and she is SOOOOOOOOOO ratchet. she looks like a jersey girl who just climbed out of a hole leading to china.

I'm not even fucking kidding he has ORANGE skin no lie she's orange and her blush looks like brown eyeshadow and she wears the weirdest fake lashes and she find the need to wing her eyeliner back all the way to her ears THEN make a swirly line that looks like this; 🌀 at the end. like who the fuck does that?

I have no idea what luke sees in her she's really not at all attractive

he's probably so sex deprived he just needed a fuck buddy for the night.

god why can't I be his fuck buddy. I would oh so totally like to interrobang him!

anyways I should go bc I can hear ms. orange skin and luke across the hall moaning it up in his room.

Mikey

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yeah it's short but I'll update soon hope you like it. I needed a fun way to express myself so here it is.