michael's Diary // clemmings

entry 5

what if this band was all girls like we'd be getting ready to record and I'd walk into like Ashton's room and I'd be like;

get up

and he'd be like: carry me

and i'd be like; your legs aren't broken just get up

and he'd be like; I can't

and i'd be like; why

and he'd be like; I masturbated to hard last night

then I would understand and we would postpone recording.