michael's Diary // clemmings

entry 2

well, they finally stopped fucking each other. the only thing I heard was;

ahhh and ohh and occasionally I'd hear a;

"FASTER LUKEY!"

his dick probably turned orange she uses so much fake tanner omg.

and holy fuck it just started to down pour.

anywhore, after she left I went downstairs to get sum thing to eat and it turns our Ashton and calum aren't home and while was was down there I saw luke. I mean well I see him all the time but this time was funny. he was scrubbing his hands and face and I was like

"luke you got a problem?" and he turned to me with an orange mouth and orange hands and I just started to laugh while he just glared at me omg it was sooooooooooo funny he was beyond done. He told me she was coming back and I really didn't want her to but I can't stop him. I want to make him jealous. So as I walked back up to my room. I thought. He knows I'm gay and as far as I know he's straight so how would I make him jealous...

Then it hit me.

I'm going to make Ashton fake date me.

This is his fault too. One time I saved his ass from a slut who was so super close to getting him in bed and he was like "mikey I owe you" and this is what I want and since he's the only other gay person in the house so this should work perfectly.

So Ashton got home and this is what went down:

"Hey ash, remember that time I saved you from that slut and you said you owe me?"

"Yeah why...?"

"I need to ask a favor." (Favor was an understatement)

"What is it?"

Here's were I got nervous

"Um.. It's a little weird and yo-"

"Just tell me already mikey!"

"Okay since you're the only other gay member in the house I want your I fake date me so I can make luke jealous."

Is expression here was hilarious I should have taken a picture

"WHAT!?"

"I said; since. You. And. I. Are. The. Only. "

"I heard you. Im just a bit shocked."

"Will you do it pleaseeee? You don't have it make a commitment just when he's around hold my hand play with my hair kiss me I don't care."

"Fine but only because you're mikey and you're cute snd so deserve to have Luke.

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU."

I was jumping up and down at this point.

"I could kiss you right now!" I yelled

"You might as well."

And I knew what he meant so I grabbed his face and kissed him and you should have seen luke when I did that it was funnier then Ashton's face. I'm just praying that this works or else I'll be quite upset because god do I want to fuck Luke so hard he'll probably turn me orange just like rachet chick he brought home.

Mikey
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I hope you liked it. I'm putting all the sass I can into this to make it good. Hope your enjoying thanks for reading c: I didn't proof read btw