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Vee

3:09 pm

Vee:
Hi :)
seen at 3:12 pm

Kira:
Wow.
Infairness sa'yo ang tipid mo nang mag-chat saken
Parang kagabi lang tsaka nung isang araw ang dami-dami mong pinagsasabi d2 sa chat naten.
Haha nakarma ka, dude? XD

Vee:
AYSHET ANG HABA NG CHINAT MO SAKEN
EMEGHED KINILIG AGAD YUNG BONESSS CQOUE
shet im so gay

Kira:
Haha ik ryt? ;)

Vee:
YOU KNOW WHUT!?!?
Shet. Nagsitayuan yung pubic hair ko nang biglang tumayo yung hotdog ko.
Nag-iinit bigla ang buo kong katawan!
Shet pati balahibo ko.
UGH BUNTISIN MO 'KO, AKIRA BLUE CHOI!

Kira:
Wtf!?
Are you insane?!

Vee:
No, baby I'm Vee ;)
Your one and only fly, that can catch you up in the sky <3

Kira:
Errr you're so weird, 'ya know?
And....I think you're funny too ;) | sent!
Tanginuh naisent ko | delete

Vee:
OHMYGLANDS IM SO SWEATY RN
My eggs are starting to CUM out rn!!!
Geez BUNTISIN MO 'KOO AKIRAAA

Kira:
Teka, how did you knew my full name?
Are you one of my stalkers?

Vee:
Yah, gago nalaman ko yun dahil kaibigan mo yung mga katropa ko! | delete
Yuck! Ewwisss di kita iniistalk anue!

Kira:
You really sound like a gay.
Are you really a gay?
'Coz if you're really a gay, then that's bad news becoz many girls regret liking and fangirling over you :((

Vee:
Uy dee kita maintindihan :P
Nanosebleed ako
Kailangan ko ng google translator!
Sheeeeet BRB kakausapin ko lang si pareng google!!

Kira:
Tanginuh. Bobo ka ba? -.- | delete
Tss. Tyt.
seen at 3:37 pm

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