Shit , shit , shit , those fucking assholes from the galactic federation won't stop following me. I can't keep this up , my Morty is hurt badly and doesn't have much time.
I try to quickly think about what to do just polling from the the skin of my teeth.
Rick: Morty hear me out, I'm gonna open a random portal but I don't know we're is gonna take us to , are you with me ? Morty: y-yes Rick Rick: good
I just opened the portal and as I was about to grab Morty but he puches me through the portal.
Morty POV
Morty: Sorry Rick but we both know we're not both getting out of this one alive.
I take Ricks heavy assault rifle and start shooting down bugs after bug. Those bastards won't get my Rick that easily. After a good fight I'm out out of rounds and the federation opens fire on me. All I can feel is getting shot and falling to the floor in a moment.
Morty: at l-least I b-brought a-a good portion of y-you bastards w-with m-me
Ricks POV
A fell through the portal and quickly try to jump back on but it closed.
Rick: Morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!
I dropped on my knees and looked at my choices.
I was devastated my Morty sacrifice himself form me. But I can't let his sacrifice go to waist. I start searching on my radar we're I am and what surprised me was this place called Remnant. Never heard of it. I quickly started hacking and easily hack into their 4 major governments and learn what's going on. I have to say this place is shit , really, dust is the only thing they use as fuel. What will they use when it runs out. I can make a list of other resources that can be better. And after a while of walking I found a junker.
Rick: jackpot!!!!!! Bitch!!!!!!
Time skip 3 days
I finally made it , a new flying car , guns and nuclear reactor to power my flash light. But I have been seeing changes in this dimension. It have morphed my body to my teenage/young adult state. I remember what happened with project Phoenix and lets hope it doesn't end up the same.
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Ozpin POV 2 days ago
I was sitting in my office contemplating if to call James or not, but I couldn't ignore this strange anomaly. So I guess I have no choice but to call.
Ozpin: James I need you to send a large group of soldiers to my kingdom , I have been picking up a large weird radiation and I don't know what to think. James: on it Ozpin: Thank you James
Rick POV
I finished my essential repairs and was about to start and make a recon of my surroundings. But as I was about to leave a small group of soldiers appeared in front of me with an old looking guy who has a weird ass suit , like who wears all green.
???: who are you ? Rick: god bitch ???: prove it Rick: Your life form is way under mine , I don't have to prove anything. ???: are you a friend or an enemy Rick: that depends, are you gonna fuck me over like I did your mom last night ???2: snap boi ???1: no , my name is Ozpin Rick: I'm Rick Sanchez
Ozpin POV
Good to know .
Ozpin:Ok everyone retreat. James: oz what are you doing, we don't even know who he is Rick: I'm Rick C-137 from earth C-137 , I came here in an emergency, is that enough information for you asshole
What a foul mouth he has.
James : your not from here ? Rick: didn't you hear what I said ? James: oz we can't let him go he can help us further ur investigation. Take him boys Rick: you touch me and you die
I was curious, he has enough confidence that even by touching him we would die.
Ozpin:Why is that? Rick: cause my body is covered in a micro fiber that if you touch me you'll die and there's no after life James: really? Rick:Yea
I analyze the situation and decided to move forward just to see the outcome of this encounter.
Ozpin: Take him in
As the soldiers come closer to mister Sanchez they try to arrest him but fell dead to the floor. To say I was shocked was the least of it.
Ozpin: Sweet god what happened?!!! Rick : like I told you , you arrest me you die James: kill him Rick: don't do it James : why ? Rick: cause , if you do all the bullets will bounce back James: imposible, no technology is that advanced. Opened fire
Rick POV
God damn it, this people don't obey. Every soldier that fired has now a bullet hole in their head
Rick: are you stupid. James: how's that possible? their aura was supposed so protect them Rick: like I said wood dick your little soldiers don't stand a chance against me not even your stupid sentient robot can kill me James how did you knew , that's highly classified Rick: easy I hacked all of the kingdoms the first day I came here , childs play James: I'll hav- Ozpin : mister Sanchez, I have a deal with you Rick: yea what is it?
Ozpin then walked to me. I got my guard up, I still don't know what they are capable of.
Ozpin: Will you like to be a teacher at my school Rick: no thank you , I rather be on a machine that separates my subconscious from my conscience, that makes me be on a state of dream were it makes everything I love be hard to grasp and that it stabs my balls every 10 seconds
Oz looked surprised.
Ozpin: that's... awfully specific
But he still wanted to say something.
Ozpin: but wait , if you join us , you can ignore the government and do as you please James: you can't be seriously ? Ozpin: I am, your presence here can help us
I looked at him and considered my choices. Which I had little to start with, but if I collaborate I get to do whatever I want.
Rick: fine I'll do it , but I get to do what I want whenever I want Ozpin: welcome to Beacon then Rick: fuck you see you in 5 days
He looked at me and with confidence said;
Ozpin: that's ok professor
Hey , sorry for the cliffhanger but I wanted to cut it there + I saw there was no Rick and Morty on Rwby so I made this. And don't worry I have plans for Morty so his not done cause he's a Morty. + Morty "C-137" is my favorite . Having said that have a beautiful day/night.
