( a mix of both, I want to imagine her with long hair and great body but you guys and gals do you )
Ricks POV
Ozpina: last night was heavenly
Oh my god this can't be happening...how...why?
Ozpina: also, thank you for making that clone for me...I've been tired of running this school...now it can be just you and me
Oh my god!!! I really fucked this one up
Ozpina: take me to your dimension so we can live together
Fuck!!! But on the other hand...this can go somewhere.
Ozpina: let's explore like you told me
Rick: Yeah...speaking of that, I was drunk talking
Ozpina: I know, you told me plus it was obvious
Rick: so you don't mind going with me to my universe?
Ozpina: not at all...I'm tired of this academy, you have no idea of how much time have I dreamed of this dayWow...I think this may work.
Rick: Fine
Ozpina: good...now come herePenny POV
I was in our room looking straight to a bottle of Whiskey thinking to myself.
Penny:* where are you Rick?*
Then out of nowhere a portal opened and Rick came walking with a woman. She oddly enough looked like Oz. I guess it most be my imagination. Then they both walked to the door and left but not before Rick speaking to me.
Rick: I'm gonna go take Ozpina to Ozpin
Penny: Ok!!!Cute, she's even named like...wait....Did he said Ozpina?
Then a girl in all white came from a golden portal. She then sat next to me a poured coffee in a cup.
???: I know right, Ozpina...people think that adding an A to a name changes stuff
Penny: excuse me but who are you?
???: oh where are my manners, sweetheart my name is Xenon, it's a pleasure to meet you
Penny: my name is Penny
Xenon: I know
Penny: are you friends with Rick?
Xenon: something like thatOzpin POV
I was in pure shock from this revelation. Mr Sanchez is dating...myself. This oddly specific. But me nonetheless.
Ozpin: so how do you guys met ?
Ozpina: oh that's a funny story, so I was drinking and he was drunk off his ass but he still had a little control, we started talking and then we found our way to bed and here we areI couldn't believe what I was hearing. But nonetheless...no what is this...thing. I feel weird, like, he's going to bed with me. I feel disgust by this.
Ozpin: what is your goal here exactly?
Rick: don't ask me ask herYou gotta be kidding.
Ozpin: Ozpina...what is your goal here?
Ozpina: well, I wanna be by my lovers sideI swear I almost threw up.
Ozpin: as you wish...I'll make arrangements, you can go now
Ozpina: thank you Oz~Then they got up and started walking towards the elevator and as soon the elevator closed it's door I heard how Ozpina slammed Rick towards the wall and started making out.
Out of impulse I started throwing up in my trash can.
Rick POV
I was about to open my rooms door until I started hearing a few voices.
???: tell me, do you like that
Penny: y-yes....
???: then have some moreI then quickly rammed the door down only to find Xenon and Penny having a tea party. Penny was sitting and drinking tea while I a white dress.
Rick: what the fuck Xenon
Xenon: why hello Rick, you look tired
Rick: you bitch
Xenon: why Rick how dare you...She then crossed her legs and takes a sip from her Tea.
Xenon: ...that's no way to talk to a lady
Rick: you're no lady...your...your a fucked up Being playing God
Xenon: YES, let's hear the cynical universal nihilist...tell me Rick have you taken care of little Penny here?She then walks over to Penny and hugs her from behind. She then picks her up and puts her in her lap.
Xenon: well tell me Rick?
Rick: no
Xenon: cause you're a drunk, tell me, hows Morty?
Rick: I don't know...
Xenon: don't worry Rick...no harm will come to him but the past always catches up, and will it does I'll take lil Penny hereShe then opens a portal. And let's go of Penny.
Xenon: oh but before I forget...here my dear, a present
She then hands me a gift. After that she walks through the portal and disappears.
When I opened the gift I was met with a wonderful gift.
But after remembering her words I gave it to Penny. I then walk to my own and had a drink.
Ozpina: now don't forget what Xenon said Luv
Fuck you Xenon.
YOU ARE READING
Rick and Morty x Rwby
HumorWhile Rick and Morty try to scape the galactic federation they open a portal randomly and appear in the strange world of Remnant