Rick and Morty x Rwby

The Teacher

Ricks POV

Oh God today is the day, I have to teach this little shit. Ok let's see who we have here , I look around and count 27 heads from 35, ok every one. Let's get starting in here.

Rick: ok everyone I'm professor Rick , you can call me Rick and I'm gonna be your Science/philosophy teacher
Cardin: why would you get to be a teacher , your like us
Rick: cause I can do this

I take out my freeze gun and shoot him. Little shit can't even move.

Pyrrha: is he gonna be ok Rick?
Rick: good question miss Nikos , short answer is no, he's in a state of coldness that will have him freeze in place until someone gets him out

I start with the science part first and explain to them how the universe works and that we're not alone. I can see that by this point some of them are depressed or an atheist by now. Then I move to philosophy, and boi can you taste the depression in the air.

Rick : ok that's it for today , remember there no point in life, everything you do doesn't matter and your all gonna die. Except me cause of science. God is lie and heaven is fake.

Ruby POV

After Ricks class was over we were all down. We decided to go and eat something.

Ruby: hey guys , all that thing that Rick said , is true , we're fighting a stupid war for control , the grim are obviously not a threat and we're only pointing a common enemy so we can do what we want in the name of justice.
Blake: yeah, and like they blame the white fang for things that Atlas wants to cover and that the 4 kingdoms are at brink of war. And they decide to shower us with peace and bullshit so we don't see the truth.
Weiss: and how my family is exploiting the dust resources and shooting down the other alternative resources.
???: how do u think a made 1.7 million lien in a few days ?
Everyone: what?!!!
Rick: yeah , I sold solar power batteries to the people of remnant and then when I got bored I burned the place to the ground
Ruby : why , you were helping people
Rick: cause I don't care
Jaune : then why are you here
Rick: cause I'm on the run from everyone
Weiss: why? are you a criminal?
Rick: worst , I'm an Anarchist , even the other Ricks hate me
Ren: others ?
Rick: kid , there are infinite time lines , infinite universes , and me decided to create our own government but they had an order to kill me cause I was gonna bring down the galactic federation from the incide out , and they thought I was gonna betray us, so I destroyed both empires.
Yang: so you betrayed yourself ?
Rick: look who has been paying attention
Ruby: so it's true , nothing matter
Rick: no Ruby , the only thing that matter is what your willing to believe for
Ruby: so what your saying is that I should do me and not what others say I should do ?
Rick: correct now if you excuse me I'm gonna go and create a way so I can prank still dick

After that he left and left us all thinking, why should we follow and fight for people that are not willing to be in the same plane of field as us.

??????

Uhh we're am I , I don't recognize this place.

I wake to a dark room. I don't know where I am. I'm in a bed but can't remember much. But then I hear someone speak.

??? : wow take it easy I found you in a really bad state , you should rest. You must be C-137 kids right?

Morty: yea who are you?

Ford: you can call me Ford Pines

Hey , here again I'm gonna be in this until next story , so see you guys around

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