Rick and Morty x Rwby

Epic Irish fight

Well I guess I fished the intro but your gonna hate me at the end, I've notice I've never done this, and well I want to do this before the years end and what better way than doing this now.

Ricks POV

I was in the Hospital awaiting for Ruby and Jaune to wake up. But shortly after they woke up. They didn't know where they were.

Ruby: Rick...where are we? Why does my head hurts?
Jaune: I have that same question
Rick: I injected you with the DNA of the best Saiyan Alive...his birth name is Kakarot...also known as Goku for the Humans
Ruby: Wait? You actually turn us into Saiyans?

I proceeded to take a sip from my flask and I then answered;

Yes

They both looked amazed.

Rick: But you have to train first

Ruby&Jaune: Come on!!!

Rick: lets get this started

I then took them away from the hospital and I decided to open a portal to a different dimension.

Ruby: where are we?
Rick: this Ruby is Valhalla, and my best friend/ mentor of you is also here
Jaune: what's Valhalla?

I ignored him and started walking. After a few minutes walking I started to hear people fighting and then I head glass braking. We ran towards the source of it. But to my surprise it was him.

???: COME ON LADS!!! YOU GOTTA DO BETTER IF YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT!!! Ha ha ha

Ruby: is that him Rick?
Rick: yes

He's a 5'7" or 67" Irish warrior, long ginger beard and short ginger hair. Buff arms and legs but not so great on the abdominal area. He wears a battle armor with an additional man squirt. He had a demascus sword and two battle axes.

Rick: he doesn't know we're here
Jaune: and?
Rick: I wanna watch him fight
Ruby: yessss, I wanna see them fight

And so we did, we got some seats and I portal some popcorn and watch the fight.

3rd POV

( play the music )

The air was field with tension. The Warriors were screaming and the audience was cheering for them. The warriors were taking their position to fight. No one was holding back, they're in Valhalla and they already have a place there and if they die what's the point, they'll come back. So no one will dare to hold back, because to hold back is a disgrace, Germans, Vikings, Irish, Scottish and all the Northern areas who believe in Valhalla were here. Then they shouted out loud from the top of their lungs a war cry. All the warriors ran at each other. Weapons out ready for a fight. If someone was to win was through raw strength. Ricks friend ran at all the warriors and with a swift move he decapitated two Germans. One Scottish warrior tried to back stab him with a long sword but a Viking killed him. Then the Viking ran at him but he threw both axes at him. But the Viking deflected them but what he didn't specked was him coming straight up at him and rammed him with his bastard sword right throw the chest. He then took his sword out and he was met with a fist to the face by another Viking. This one was almost his hight. He was around 8'6" or 102". But he was not face by this. The Irish man ran at him yelling at the top of his lungs. The giant Viking has a huge two handed axe which meant that he was slow but the damage he did was huge. So as he was about to swing his axe Ricks friend slashed the beast with his sword but he was force to move as the Giant with one swing of the axe manage to create a crater in the ground. He knew this was no easy task. So he took a great grip on his sword and then ran back to the giant, he cut both of the giants hands and then the giant fell to his knees cause of the pain. Then he took the opportunity to take a swing at the Viking but as he was about to cut his head the Viking stoped the sword with his mouth. Blood started to poured out from his teeth. The Irish men couldn't retrieve the sword so he let go of it but the Viking kicked him like a rag doll. The Irish ran back to his axes and took them. The Viking was right on top of him so the Irish dodged. He did a roll back and with a strike to the giants knee he was down. Then he took the other axe and proceeded to smash his head open. The Viking then died. The Irish was left breathing heavily, he couldn't even stand up, that punch to the face Really messed him up. But then a glorious light came from the heavens. A Valkyrie came and took the Irish mans hand and said;

Hyland is the Winner!!!

Everyone cheered and like it was magic she said;

Heroes Never Die

And they all came back to life.

Ruby and Jaune were left speechless.

Ruby: is that gonna be our master?
Rick: yup

They then got up of their seats and went to salute the Hyland.

Hyland: RICK!!!
Rick: Hyland!!!

Then they both hugged each other and then he looked at the kids.

Hyland: mmm...who are these kids
Rick: they...they are gonna be your new protégés

Will Hyland train Ruby and Jaune? Will C-137 get revenge on Rick? Will Crimson in Days of Old survive? There's only one way to find out and that in the next episode of Dragon Ball...wait what? I can't say that? Damn it...I was informed by Xenon...I can't say that, then let's find out in the next chapter!!!