Rick and Morty x Rwby

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Rick POV

I was tinkering in my lab with Penny until a certain group of 4 colorful individuals decided to show up into my lab in the middle of a experiment. I just decided to pull my headphones and listen to some music while me and Penny communicated using a special transmitter that allowed us to use telepathy between the two of us. After sometime of seeing they weren't leaving I just decided to humor them.

Rick: what?
Ozpin: we need you

I then noticed Oz was here as well.

Rick: for what?
Qrow: you see...we think we made a mistake and we need it cleaned
Ironwood: so I'm gonna need you to follow me personally to Atlas

How the fuck I did not notice those fucker here as well .

Rick: that's my problem why?
Glynda: please Rick, people will die
Rick: tough luck

I then continue working on my work but then I felt a toggle on my sleeve. I turned around and saw Penny there looking at me.

Penny: please Rick, I know you don't care about this place but Mantal is my home...if you won't do it for them, then for me, as your friend

I then couldn't hold myself, like come on, your breaking my balls here!!!

Penny: also take it from one free adventure in every Rick and Penny adventures, I have 5, thank you very much
Rick: Fine
Ironwood: then follow me please

We then followed him and he had us go inside one of their weird looking ship and my god were they slow. I could of made us a portal there but I just want to fuck with him. After sometime the silence was awkward.

Penny then used our telepathic coms to talk to me.

Penny: *hey Rick what do you wanna do after this?*
Rick: *thats a really good question*

Ironwood POV

Interesting, Rick and Penny have been quiet for almost the entire ride. But I have noticed that from time to time they start to chuckle at the same time. Perhaps they have some kind of inter communication that only the two of them can hear? I must keep an eye on them.

Rick POV

We then arrived at the so called prestigious Atlas Academy. I don't know what's so great about it. It looks like a huge private military school.

Ironwood: follow me please
Penny: on it

We then started walking around and I could see people giving us weird looks.

Rick: * Penny, I don't like this, stay close *
Penny: * sure thing Rick *

We then head towards what looked a laboratory, we started seeing clones, but not just any clone, mine. I then stopped and took out my gun and started shooting every container of my clones.

Rick: WHAT THE HELL IRONWOOD!!!
Ironwood: Rick!!! Stop!!! We had them so we could study your species, so we didn't have to dissect you, nothing more

Bullshit!!! Those fuckers were full grown. But what ever I'm helping him and I'm not coming back. He then guide us to a secret lab were they had a big ass portal.

Rick: what do you want exactly?
Ironwood: easy, we want you to go to the dimension we discovered and make peace with them
Rick: Fine, but technically you didn't discover them, they were already there

I then walked towards the portal and I see them activate it. As I was heading towards the portal I then heard Penny scream.

Penny: NOOO LET ME GOOO
Rick: let her g-

I then felt a sting on my neck and then I fell to the floor.

Ironwood POV

Penny: NOOO, RICK!!!
Ironwood: don't worry Penny, your save now
Penny: save from WHAT?!!!
Ironwood: him
Penny: I hate you!!!

I then signal my men to shot her off and they use and immense concentrated EMP to turn her off.

Guard: sir what do we do with them?
Ironwood: toss them into the portal
Guard: but can't they jump dimensions?
Ironwood: good point, destroy his gun
Scientists: but sir we can learn from his tec
Ironwood: let's be honest, we won't, it will be a waste of time and money

I then saw how they destroyed Ricks portal gun and how they tossed them through the portal.

Ironwood: I hope you die

??? POV

I was on top of the shack and I then saw a portal open and two persons came out of it. I then ran towards them but I saw that they were both out. I then heard someone coming towards me and it was my uncle.

???: do you know them
???: they are some old friends

I'm gonna go take a nap, talk to you guys later.

-Xenon