Rick: Deus Vale , descansa en paz Morty Blake: excuse me professor but what was that you said ?
Most they follow me everywhere I go ?
Rick: look kid , I have traveled all over the universe , you learn to pick things up fräulein , like the petite fräulein hiding behind the tree over there , both da Weiss and Rot Blake: ok ?
I open a portal back to Beacon and see that Penny has adapted to the life style.
Penny: Rick !!! I loved it here , everything is so wonderful but sadly I know that has to come to an end
I look at her and ask;
Rick: and why is that? Penny: the battery that was integrated to this buddy is dying and the body can't be separated from it , so I'm gonna die soon Rick : don't worry , I'll fix you up Penny: really ?!!! Rick: sure , here , take this blueprints and go get me those pieces Penny: on it !!!
Once she leaves I start walking down the school until I see 3 students start to follow me. One is a punk kid , a tan Asian looking girl and a hot bimbo , maybe I don't know what to call the last one.
Rick: what do you 3 want ? ???: we want to talk with you mr Sanchez, we are- Rick: Cinder Fall , Emerald and Mercury , your the pimp and those two are your bitches , that's I'll I need to know
I can see those two get really mad at my attitude at her.
Emerald: do you know who you're talking to ?!!! Rick: a train killer pimp , a social emo reject and a thief , what's more to know ? Cinder: ok Rick , let's be civilized and stop calling names Rick: not my fault those two follow you like they we're your bitches Cinder : we want you to join us , we have kept an eye on you , we know your the smartest man on remnant and you can take on Atlas , are we correct ? Rick: no , your wrong , now leave me alone
On Remnant , bitch try the multiverse. I bet your tiny brain can't handle that.
Cinder: we can give you money , power and tech Rick : no thanks , I'm good
I then see that punk kid get nod by Cinder and he start walking up to me once he's near , he straight up lifts up his leg and try's to kick me , I duck under it and grab him by the neck in a head lock and shoot his spinal cord , making those robotic legs useless.
Rick: why the hell would you think attacking me head on was a good idea ? Emerald: how can you see se through my illusions ? Rick: ohhh , I didn't notice , I can't experiment hallucination Cinder: interesting , would you like to join us , and help make Remnant a better place Rick: sorry , not my problem Cinder: excuse me , this is our world , our home , your not willing to save it Rick: HA HA HA HA , that's a good one , really
I can see she's getting angry and she signals the other to attack but what I didn't expect next was for a portal to open and straight up shoot her.
???: you like that mother fucker !!! ???: wow , calm down , remember the plan
I looked who came through the portal and I was left speechless.
Rick: Holy shit , Morty....Ford , it's been ages !!! Ford: hello Rick , Im here to bring you the boy , found him in some pretty bad shape, he told me what happened, at least your ok now Morty: Hello Rick Rick: so Morty , what are you gonna do ? Morty: I wanna go in some adventures with Ford if that's ok ? Rick: only if you bring me some Szechuan sauce BITCH !!! Morty: yessss , this will be Mortys Adventure, Summer adventure 2018 , all fucking summer , fucking Summer , I'm so pump , R-Rick , I'm gonna have a blast Rick: sure but be here for next chapter , I'm gonna need you Morty: Fine , take care then Rick Ford: goodbye Rick
I then see them go through the portal and leave but as I was leaving an explosion occurred and a portal was ripped open.
* BOOOOMMMM *
???: PINE TREES !!!!!!! Where are you ?!!!!!!
Holy shit is my old friend
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Rick: well , if it isn't Bill Cypher Bill: Rick , good to see you , have you seen Ford ? Rick: missed him , just left Bill: you......you look different, did you get a hair cut ? Rick: Yeah, thank you for noticing, weren't you a dorito last time I saw you ? Bill : Ha Ha Ha , very funny....this form is my-.....HOLY SHIT IM HOT !!!! Rick : well I'll see you later , there's a monster kiosk outside of this building, go and take a break and learn about this body Bill: oh I will ~
That's one crazy bastard , but hey I'm no one to jud-shit I forgot to ask Morty to bring me real alcohol. It's like this place was meant for a soft hearted audiences , I can't get drunk from the shit they have here.
That's gonna be a problem , no matter , now what to do , oh yea almost forgot. I call Penny for a brief second.
Rick: hey Penny where are you ? Penny: gathering the last of the materials , why ? Rick: hurry the fuck up , we're gonna go into an adventure tomorrow Penny: oh my God !!!! I can't wait , I'll be there in 150 minuets
So she will , now what to do ? What to do ? Oh I know , I'm gonna go and pay a visit to my friend Jack.
Penny POV
Weird, it's been two hours since I talked with Rick. I'm starting to get worried. But I trust him , he's my creator after all.
Ruby: so then I said , now that's a Katana Everyone: Ha Ha Ha ???: hey Xenon , you already used that joke Xenon: fuck you Cardin , your getting rape by an Ursa Cardin: I TAKE IT BACK !!! Xenon: that's what I thought bitch Jesse: that's right bitch , show him who's boss Ruby: excuse me , but who are you ? Xenon: Dear , I'm the all seeing perv-God.....yea God , I'm a god , speaking of which
* snaps finger*
As soon as Xenon snapped her fingers she teleported Rick to us.
Rick: Run Jack , Run !!!! Holy shit , being a pirate is awesome !!!!
Rick then noticed he was back with us and looked at Xenon.
Rick: Oh hey Xenon , how are you ? Xenon: I'm good , see you around dude , gotta go , my friend said he's with Ricky Martin at Dave&Busters while having an awesome margarita ( this actually happened to me once , we had a blast , no joke ) Rick: take care
Rick POV
Weird guy , I hope she doesn't get drunk like last time. Crimson almost died , ha , poor dude.
Penny: Rick where were you , I have been waiting for one and a half hour ?!!! Rick: I was being a pirate , got to hang with Jack Sparrow and Edward Kenway , both are awesome guys Ruby: did you sail a vessel ? Rick: Bitch I did a ManO'War , wubbalubbadubdub bitch !!!!
Rick: That's the end of this chapter bitch , Xenon , take it from here BITCH !!!!!!! Yea come on let's get wasted bitch !!!!!
Xenon POV
You heard the man , take care BITCHES , I'll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VID-SHIT , NEXT CHAPTER AND LIKE ALWAYS HAVE A FUCKING DAY MY PEOPLE
