In love with a psycho: Spiderman-Carnage x reader

The Daily Bugle:

You groaned mentally and stepped inside the daily bugle.

Don't get the wrong Idea, you loved your job and all, you had alot at friends at work, and you were one of the best writers there. Maybe you'd be able to enjoy your job a bit more if your boss wasn't such an asshole.

You pretty much considered him nothing more than a misogynistic prick. He did nothing but try to badmouth an amazing hero. You'd love to see him get off his ass, and protect an entire city. You also secretly dreaded seeing Peter after what happened.

You gathered yourself up before stepping through the door.

"Hey, Y/n! Glad to see you here!" You nearly groaned out loud.

Why? Lately you'd been made to work with your coworker David.

Whats the problem with that, you ask? Well considering he had a hopeless crush on you, it made things a tad bit more difficult.

It would be okay if he actually did his work or just acted friendly but no. His constant flirting despite you politely explaining you weren't interested was starting to get annoying.

"So we're working on page three today, so theres not much work just an article about some lady winning the lottery. We might....have some free time, you know?"

You rolled your eyes. "So maybe we can go grab lunch together?"
You turned to him. "Actually, I already had plans for lunch, but thanks anyways." He frowned a bit. "Awe, well thats to bad...maybe we could go tommorow?"

You ignored the last part. "So you got the detail's we need.?"

He nodded frowning. "Yeah, I'm smart enough to handle that."

"Y/n!" A familiar voice called. You grinned. It was the one and only peter parker.

"YES I'M SAVED."

"Hey Parker." You hummed thoughtfully.

Peter turned to look at David. "Hey man, sorry interrupt but, do you mind if I steal y/n for a minute?"

David nodded begrudgingly. "Yeah, whatever." He muttered, stalking off.

Peter chuckled once he was gone.

"Wow he seems like a real ray of sunshine."

Your groaned. "Tell me about it...you'd think after time 296 he'd take a hint?"

Peter started to chuckle.

"Don't tell me you've actually been counting?"

You shook your head. "Every single day."

Peter looked at you seriously. "Do you need someone to talk to him, and make him stop?"

You shook your head. "No it's not something I can't handle, don't worry about it."

Peter nodded. "Oh and y/n...I wanted to talk about yesterday."

You turned towards him, smiling softly and shaking your head.

"It's okay Peter...I was just a little shocked to find out my best friend is the one and only spiderman." You joked.

Peter smiled. "Thats good, I thought I scared you away, or something."

He seemed relieved.

You squeezed his shoulder reassuringly.

"Don't worry about it...but of course now that I know your an ass-kicking crime fighter, I'll worry about you from time to time, but thats about it."

"L/N! Come on, we gotta start on this paper or Jameson's gonma be on our asses!" David called from behind his computer.

You rolled your eyes again thinking:

("Yeah right, thats why you want me over there. Earlier you were brushing off that damn article saying it was so damn easy to do." )

"Alright, I better leave you and David to do your work then, eh?" Peter smirked.

Your feet thudded heavily against the floor as you begrudgingly thudded over to the computer next David.

Today was going to be a long day.