KISS Funny Stories

Chapter Five

As the weeks passed, the band was as busy as ever.

Eric Singer was in his own world as he played on his drums.

One day, the guys were supposed to meet at the abandoned house.

KISS had been told that it was haunted.

But the Catman wasn't very fond of spooky noises, so he was rather nervous.

Tommy noticed this and tried to confront him about it.

Eric didn't wanna talk about it.

"God, I shouldn't be so afraid of a freakin' house". 

He thought as he tossed and turned.

I woke up feeling very excited.

"Wake up, kitty"!

Eric half opened his eyes.

"I don't think I'm ready to be..."

He stuttered and I sat down next to him.

"Why are you so afraid"?

I asked in a gentle voice.

"I'm not".

Eric rubbed his eyes and turned around to face the wall.

"It's okay, Catman. Everybody can get scared sometimes".

I hugged him tightly.

He sat up and held me close.

I was just as surprised as ever.

"If I go to this haunted house, you won't laugh at me"?

I giggled and pushed him onto his back.

Planting a kiss to his lips, he soon grabbed me by the waist area and purred.

"You are so naughty".

He seductively reached his hands down my tank top.

I felt him touch my ribs as he licked them.

Eric was such a cute Catman.

I played with his tail and he grinned, showing his sharp fangs.

Soon after that, Eric's cell phone rang.

It was Paul Stanley.

"Hey Eric, we're on our way to pick you up. Be ready when we get there, okay"?

Eric felt his arms being pulled back.

He grinned at me while biting my ear. 

"Okay, see you soon".

He hung up and put his phone on his nightstand.

"I better start getting ready".

He went to grab a towel and went to the bathroom to take a quick shower.

I wanted to go in there with him.

The Catman purred as he threw off his nightclothes.

He then stepped in the shower, and I shyly tagged along with him.

"Now, we can't take too long or Gene will have my ass".

I laughed at him.

"It's not funny".

I kissed him on the cheek and he nuzzled my nose.

After we got out of the bathroom, I quickly got dressed.

Then, Catman started to remove his towel.

He grinned mischievously.

"You don't mind seeing me like this, do you, kitten"?

I walked up to him and he pulled me closer so I was leaning on my back.

His cheeks were as red as Gene's splitting blood technique.

When we were finished getting ready, Eric combed his hair.

Then, he put on his deodorant.

Finally, we heard a car horn.

"Oh, look who cute those two are, walking hand in hand".

Tommy laughed.

Paul and Gene just grinned.

Eric let out a warning hiss before getting into the car.