KISS Funny Stories

KISS Concert-Chapter Twenty-Eight

KISS was getting ready for a show and I was invited to the concert after party.

Peter, Ace, and the other past members were going to the party too as friends.

I was looking for my dress that I would be wearing to the party.

A strange guy came and took the dress from the storage area.

I burst into the band's dressing room with an angry look on my face.

"HE STOLE MY DRESS"!

Vinnie Vincent went to check the security cameras.

"There he is".

Eric Singer was watching the intruder holding my dress.

"I'M GONNA WRECK IT"!

I grabbed a chainsaw and reved it up.

Vinnie was trying to get my chainsaw out of my grip.

"Please, calm down". 

He held me back a little bit more gentle than he did before.

Gene Simmons was running fast and was spitting fire at the bad guy.

"Oh crap"!

The guy ran out into the hallway.

"RAAWWRR"!

I watched as Paul and Tommy ran after the bad guy before he could get away.

Finally, some guards caught him and my dress was returned to me safely.

"THANK THE LORD"!

Peter was hugging me happily and I laughed while ruffling his Tom cat hair.

After many hours of loud music and playing songs, we were finally on our way.

"Oh wow, you look beautiful".

Vinnie noticed the end of my dress as it trailed behind me.

Paul and Gene went inside first.

Ace picked up my dress gown and held out it up for me.

I giggled as we walked inside the building for a night to remember.