KISS Funny Stories

Catman #1 and 2 Get Caught-Twenty-Six

I was digging through an old chest when I found a safari outfit.

With a smirk on my face, I put it on and grabbed the net that came with it.

"I'm a big game hunter"! 

Paul and Gene were watching a movie.

Eric Carr and Bruce Kulick were playing a board game called "Chutes and Ladders" on the floor.

The SpaceMan #1 and 2 were watching the stars using a telescope.

I jumped in through the door.

"And I'm looking for cats".

Peter and Eric were sleeping on the cat beds.

"Oh my god"!

I chased the poor drummer down the hall.

"Hellllllppppppppp meeeeeeee"!

Peter was whimpering as he hid under a cabinet.

Paul and Gene tried not to laugh.

I soon caught up with Eric the second Catman.

"Find yourself another cat".

He was in his animal form and lazily was licking his front paw.

"COME HERE YOU LITTLE RASCAL"!

I threw the net onto the cat bed and Eric jumped off and ran away.

"Go away"!

Peter swatted his paws at me.

I was about to catch him when Eric Carr threw a small bag of flour.

"AAHHHHHH"!

By now, Ace Frehley was rolling on the floor laughing.

I quickly grabbed Peter by the scruff of the neck and put him in the net.

"I'M DOOMED"!

Paul and Gene told me where Eric was hiding and I went straight there.