"IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY"!
I yelled loudly as Peter and Eric laughed.
"You need a idea, so we gave you one".
Ace cackled.
"ACE"! "YOU BETTER SHUT UP RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SERIOUSLY TACKLE YOU TO THE FLOOR"!
Paul and Gene heard all the commotion in the other room.
I grabbed a bull whip and flicked it up in the air.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"?!
Ace took off running and I was hot on his tracks.
I hit the tables and knocked over shelves.
Paul was trying to hold me back as I kicked and yelled out loud.
The Starchild got a kick in the family jewels by accident.
"SHHHIIIIITTTTTTT"!
Paul sank to the floor in pain.
"She got you good".
Peter found a lasso and began to chase me all around the house.
"I've got you now"!
I was still RAGING MAD.
The Catman tried his best to be gentle, but he had to keep me from hurting myself.
I screamed.
Paul found a better solution.
"Put this in her mouth".
As the medicine began to come to life, all was forgotten.
I was fast asleep and my breathing was normal.
"That medicine the doctor gave her really messed up big time".
Luckily, no one was hurt.
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KISS Funny Stories
HumorI love the band KISS and all, but sometimes they get so loud especially before a show.
