KISS Funny Stories

Ace Plays The Bass-Chapter Nineteen

The band KISS were working on the next album, Alive!

After a long time, they went to go take a break.

I saw Ace with a mischievous grin on his face.

"What are you up to, now"?

I asked him as he sneaked over to Gene's bass guitar.

"I'm gonna borrow the ole' Demon's bass guitar for a second".

He ran back towards me and I laughed as Ace shushed me.

Then, he turned on the amplifier and began to put on some duck tape with pink hearts all over it.

"WHO'S MESSING WITH MY BASS GUITAR"?!

A loud, booming voice echoed through the entire building.

I gasped and grabbed Ace by the hand and we ran to hide somewhere.

"PAUL DANIEL FREHLEY"! 

Gene walked into the room with growl.

When he didn't get an answer, he was starting to get annoyed.

"I'm counting to three".

We lay there in the closet and I held onto Ace, pretending to be scared.

Soon, we heard Paul's voice.

"I'll go check the bathroom".

Ace let out a few cackles at the thought of it.

"He's such a perv, ain't he"?

I whispered and giggled quietly at the same time.

Ace used his teleportation power to put the bass guitar back where he found it.

"Want me to bang you, my little space girl"?

His tongue moved across the side of my neck.

"You're too spaced out, Ace".

I answered back.

With a silly grin, he pulled me close to him.

"Mmmm-mmm..."  ".....did you take a bath the other night"?

I looked up at him while laying down in his lap.

"I thought you'd like it, why do you ask'?

Then, we heard Gene's voice again.

Only this time, it was much quieter.

"Huh...strange".

I stroked his long brown hair as we listened to the conversation outside.

"I think we better get back out there or Gene will have my ass".

I tickled his cheek, which made Ace laugh a little. 

And then we both straightened up our appearance to look normal.

"There you are...ready for rehearsal"?

Paul noticed that Ace was holding my hand and I giggling at his satisfied grin.

"Yeah...let's rock n roll"!