After we found the answer to the very first clue, Peter ran off to chase a mouse.
"CATMAN"! "GET BACK HERE YOU HALF FELINE FOOL"!
Gene shouted.
I laughed as we went after him.
Peter got bored and decided to head back.
"Geez, Catman, you're lucky a bear didn't see you".
"WHAT"?!!! "A BEAR"?!!!
Peter frantically looked around as he hissed and snarled.
Paul started to freak out as well.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA GET RAPED BY A MAN EATING GRIZZLY"!!!
I watched as the two of them cried for help.
"STARCHILD"! "We are not in danger"!
Gene had to hold Paul back to calm him down.
I rubbed the Catman's back to help him feel all better.
"Good kitty".
I coaxed him.
Peter began to purr and then he licked my cheek playfully.
"Are you guys ready to go or not, I'm dying here".
Ace walked away and we all ran to catch up with him.
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KISS Funny Stories
HumorI love the band KISS and all, but sometimes they get so loud especially before a show.
