KISS Funny Stories

Band Problems-Chapter Nine

KISS was in the studio for rehearsal, but they were having problems.

"Where is my lucky shirt"? "I'm not gonna rehearse until I find it"!

The Ankh Warrior started rummaging through all his stuff.

Gene Simmons couldn't find his face paint.

"What the deuce"?!

He found it in Bruce Kulick's truck that was parked outside.

"How did it get in there"?

The Demon shrugged his shoulders and left the room to go get ready.

Ace Frehley was drinking too much and soon he was feeling nauseous.

He soon started vomiting all he had in his stomach.

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[Later on that day]

"Awww man"!

Paul Stanley was trying to rearrange the strings on his guitar.

But they kept breaking apart.

"THIS IS PISSING ME OFF"!

Eric Singer was trying to throw his drumsticks into the air and then catch them in his hands.

He still wasn't getting it right.

I soon heard the news.

So, I went to help KISS out with their problems.

"Thank you Jesus"! "Amen"!

Vinnie Vincent had finally found his lucky shirt.

In Gene's dirty laundry basket.

"Sorry about that Vinnie". 

He shook his head and continued getting ready.

Tommy Thayer was trying to play "Shout It Loud".

But he kept on playing "Love Story" by Taylor Swift.

"Dang it". "Where's that music sheet"?

He left the room to go find it.

"ACK"!

Peter Criss had bumped his head on the table while trying to find his missing drumstick.

Then, I finally made it.

"Paul, the reason why the guitar string keeps on breaking is because you had them on tight".

I handed him a brand new guitar.

"Oh, thank you so much"!

He hugged his guitar happily, then began testing it out.

Vinnie Vincent had finished washing his lucky shirt and was now wearing it.

He beamed with pride.

"Good luck, Ankh Warrior".

Vinnie lifted up my hand and kissed it.

I giggled and went to go help Peter.

"You dropped your other drumstick outside while walking to the rehearsal space".

I handed the missing drumstick to Peter.

He smiled and hugged me as a way of saying thank you.

Ace was already vomiting all over the floor again.

"Drink some water instead, Ace Frehley".

I gave him a water bottle.

He took it from me and took a few sips of water.