KISS Funny Stories

Horror Movies-Chapter Eleven (Part 1)

I watched a horror movie with the band KISS.

Vinnie Vincent was just wearing a mask because he was only pretending to be scared.

He didn't like scary movies at all.

Peter Criss was VERY frightened by the all the jumpscares, that he held Ace close to him.

"I-I'm scared"! 

I just laughed and laughed at how cute he looked.

Eric Singer wasn't interested in the movie.

He sat down on his side of the couch with his cellphone.

Looking at Facebook.

Paul Stanley had a special movie for us to watch.

Gene Simmons was very excited.

He just clapped his hands as the bad guys were getting murdered.

Tommy, the second Spaceman, was like Gene, but was not a huge fan of violence and gore.

Eric Carr had already wet himself at least twice before he had to change into clean pants.

"Wow, that WAS scary". 

Gene laughed as Peter started wailing.

"I HATE SCARY MOVIES"!

He hissed at the Demon when he saw that he was laughing at him.

I went into the kitchen to see what the Starchild was doing.

'It's a surprise". 

He answered after I had asked him what movie he brought from his house.

Paul took out the movie and put in his dvd.

"Oh, I remember learning about his in middle school".

I looked at the Fox, who just smiled with a giggle.

"What's so funny"?

The Demon asked.

"When I was in the 8th grade, our teacher decided to let us watch the movie about Romeo and Juliet". About halfway into the film, the whole class, even the teacher, was crying their eyes out because of the tragedy".

Gene, Eric Singer, and the rest of us laughed.

We watched the movie and in about an hour, Peter had to go to the bathroom.