soooo i hav no idea if u guys will like this chapter but i honestly had a great time writing this one lol!!! *insert laughing emoji* ANYWAYS!!! totally a filler but hopefully u guys find it entertaining!!!!
dedicated to the person who I used these quizes for the first time in forever with!!! #newdirectioner!!! seriously-riley Mayayayu
[7 months later me--i apologize for this carroty chapter xD]
Magic (Cover)
"Food?!" Harry yells.
"Niall!" I answer.
The boys have been giving me a '1Ducation'. I have spent the entire day on the bus having them show me a million different videos and telling me a million different stories. Apparently, if I am going to be working with One Direction, I have to be up to date on all of the 'inside information' the fans obsess over.
Right now, Harry is quizzing me using one of the many fan-made quizzes. It's kinda weird how much they knew about the boys... but I guess their interesting lives and personalities are part of their draw.
"Stripes?!"
"Louis!"
"Nandos?!"
"Niall!"
"Vas?!"
"Zayn!"
"Spoons?!"
"Liam!"
"Hazza?!"
"Harry!"
"How many more on this one?" I whine. I'm getting bored of all these questions.
"Not too many and you're doing great!" Harry assures me.
"Fine..."
"Ok, so... Nipples?!"
"Harry!"
"I feel like I should be somewhat offended... I am more than my nipples," Harry comments poutingly, causing me to burst out in a fit of laughter. The rest of the boys chuckle along with me.
"Don't worry, Haz. We love you, regardless of the number of nipples on your body," I sooth him, doing my best to contain my laughter.
He's still pouting, somewhat less, but still pursing his lips displeasingly, as he continues with the quiz.
"Carrots?!"
"Louis!"
"I don't even get why the fans are still obsessing over that!" Louis butts in. "I said it as a joke, one time, years ago! For crap's sake, we were still hardly on X-Factor! Yet, all this time later, girls show up to our concerts dressed as bloody carrots! I just don't get it," he exhales heavily.
"It is that it is a perfect representation of you. Random, silly, hilarious, and well... food related. Although that's more Niall, I've seen you inhale some serious shit, Lou!" I laugh at the boy. "But regardless, I think it has gone a lot farther than reasonable."
"I guess. It just perplexes me how a vegetable can be such a large part of my public image." At this, no one can resist rolling over, laughing. The way Lou phrased the perspective of the situation just makes it ten times funnier.
Once we all regain control over ourselves, Harry sits up to continue the quizzing.
"Braces?!"
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