The Assistant // Louis Tomlinson

45 - Playful Banter?

guys this has been one hella a week. i had a test or project due in like every class last week and then on satuday my cousin/godfather got married and then today one of my friends from my school went missing and there were flyers and search parties going on all day and we just got news that we found her and UGH an emotional rollercoaster. not to mention the harry banana thing, can we just take a moment to appreciate?!

AND OMG 3.4K AHHHHHHHHH

now here we go xxxx

Everything About You

"Put me down or I swear I will pee on everything you love!" Hailee shrieks as Harry spins around as she is flung over his shoulder.

"Who uses urine as a threat?" Liam comments with an incredulous laugh. I join in a bit, even though quite honestly, I don't find it all that surprising knowing Hailee. She's just a rather... random character at times.

"I do! Now you better set me on my own two feet, you little mother fucker!" she screeches at Harry, who is just laughing and continuing, in a slower pace, however, to spin in circles.

"Nuh, uh! You aren't a mother yet!"

It takes me a second, but when I put together what he meant, I burst out laughing at his--admittedly somewhat--crude joke. I look around to see I am the only one laughing.

Why does no one laugh at Harry?! He is a seriously funny guy sometimes!

"Just shut up before I kick you so hard you will only ever have the one kid!"

This seems to bring him back down to earth, well I guess it more brings Hails back to earth as he puts her down.

"That's what I thought, ya idiot," she grumbles and slaps the back of his head. We are all messing around on stage since the boys just finished rehearsal and refuse to let me leave and get any sort of work done. I mean, I've already done everything needed for tonight, but their last performance of the American tour is tomorrow and I have a lot to get done before then.

"Hey, guys," Zayn starts with a mischievous look on his face. "There were two golf carts backstage. Most of security is out at lunch... who's in for little race?"

Okay, so in my head, this will go in either one of two ways: one, it will all be great fun and everyone will laugh and enjoy themselves; or two, the idiots will do something stupid and end up injuring at least one of us and then we will all get caught. But, knowing them, we aren't going to get through this day without finding out.

"Yeah!" Louis and Harry cry loudly, fist pumping the air.

"I'm in! It's been a while since I have done anything mischievous," the Irish says, already jumping up and down in anticipation. I give him an incredulous look.

"What do you mean it's been a while? Just yesterday I walked backstage to find Paul passed out on the couch with a Hitler mustache and whipped cream hair!" I scold.

Niall just laughs and shrugs. "Hey, we were doing him a favor. The man has no hair left of his own!"

My scowl deepens as I glare at the dumb blonde, obviously not accepting his reasoning as adequate in lessening the fault.

"You're all idiots," I mutter and roll my eyes before looping my arms around Louis' waist beside me. I nuzzle my head against his chest and feel his arms wrap around me, squeezing me tight and making me feel undeniably safe.

I never understood how tired being pregnant can make you. I'm only a month and I feel like I need twenty hours of sleep every day. I'm even starting to show a bit. Not very much, though. It just looks like I've had a big lunch, although I know that would only be the case for another two weeks or so, if that. Hailee is already rather large. I hadn't even noticed her gaining weight until I learned she was pregnant. By that time she was already a month or so along. But now that she is around three months, you can definitely tell. She has been wearing hoodies and loose tops to cover it up, but that can only last so long. Sooner than later, we will both be too pregnant to hide it from anyone. I still haven't even told my family yet, not that I have really talked to them a lot since I left my grandparents house all those months ago.