Now the show is done. I hope that you had a gut trembling or something resembling fun.
And if you watched this thing alone you probably didn't laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose.
But if you hated it, that's fair.
But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionaire?
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
'Cause you're on you're own from here so are you happy?
I'm open to suggestions; are you happy?
But what the fuck kinda question is "am I happy"?
I really wanna try to get happy. And I think that I could do it if I didn't always panic I'm unhappy like I'm owed some life where I'm always like, happy.
Which is stupid 'cause ai wouldn't even want if I got it-
Wait..
Oh god, my dad was right...
So if you know or ever knew how to be happy, on a scale from one to two now, are you happy?
You're everything you hated; are you happy?
Hey look Ma, I made it.
Are you happy?