"So you two are fine now?" Taylor asked while combing Eve's hair. Eve was playing with a stuffed bat that Bruce got her while giggling uncontrollably.
"He apologized. Plus Harley was about to bash my brains in if I hadn't taken her down."
"Oh my brave little soldier. At least you won. Or I wouldn't be talking to you right now but instead a bloody, bruised corpse."
"Well nice to know you were thinking of me."
"God I was so worried about you. You made it seem like you were never coming back. Jesus I didn't know it was a simple thing like kicking Harley's ass."
"I was surprised Poison didn't try anything on me."
~
"So now that the family is here I want to make an announcement," Bruce started. He looked at everyone and saw Cam had the biggest smile because she is the only one who knows what the announcement is about. "Selina is pregnant." Everyone gasped and Damian dropped his tea.
"How?!" Dick yelled.
"You see, Dick, when two people love each other-,"
"Shut up, Jason!" Dick yelled while punching him.
"Are you sure this house could fit another child?" Duke asked.
"Yeah we should kick Tim out," Jason said. Tim hit him.
"I'm broke and young. You are a grown adult!"
"Yeah. Jason's out!" Cam yelled. Jason looked at her.
"What about Cam? She's actually lived by herself and has paid rent."
"Yeah but I have a child."
"So we all agree to kick Jason out?" Dick said.
"No one is getting kicked out!" Everyone became silent. "Besides if we were going to kick someone out it would be Dick." Then everyone started to burst out laughing. But Dick rolled his eyes.
~
"I just want him to purpose," Kyle said while taking a sip of her water.
"So do I," Cam said taking a sip of her Mimosa. The girls were having a Sunday brunch on the deck. Eve was in a high chair eating pancake bits while Taylor cut them up. Diana was next to Eve and wouldn't take her eyes off the girl.
"It's amazing that it's sunny the one day in Gotham we decide to have brunch," Lois said putting some eggs in her mouth. "I can't believe your daughter looks like both of you," she said when she finished chewing.
"We tried to pick an applicant who we could trust and resembled me a little," Camilla said.
"Do you know who the father is?" Camilla sipped on her Mimosa and looked at Taylor who did the same thing.
"Should we tell them?"
~
"I do want a baby! But I need someone I can trust!" Camilla shouted.
"Who do you trust?!" Camilla raised an eyebrow. She sighed and looked down.
"My family," she said softly. Taylor softened up a bit. She walked towards the couch where Cam was sitting. She straddled her and made her look into her eyes.
"Than let us pick someone from your family." Camilla smiled.
"Really?"
"My family are assholes and have probably disowned me right me now." They both laughed which released some of the tension in the air. "Who do you want?"
"What?"
"Who do you want from your family?"
"Do you have a preference?"
"Dick?"
"I don't want his attitude."
"Duke?"
"We weren't close."
"Jason?"
"Can he have kids?"
"What about Tim?" Cam considered him. He would be about 20 right now. Maybe in college.
"He kind of looks like me."
"So we have a victim. How are we going to do it? Old fashioned or," Taylor said wiggling her eyebrows.
"I can do you the old fashioned way," Cam said grabbing her thighs and picking her up causing Taylor to giggle uncontrollably.
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"Okay we don't want to know those details," Diana said taking another sip.
"Tim Drake is the father?" Selina said.
"How the hell did you convince him?" Lois asked.
"He was surprised to see us but I explained myself and offered him some money which he denied."
"I have to ask did you do it the old fashioned way?" Selina asked. Taylor smirked.
"We wanted an efficient way," Camilla said leaning back. The girls started laughing all together.
"I hate prying but how did you do it?"
"Well we were going to do it in sessions. We tried to see when she was fertile and he came over to our apartment."
"How long did it take?"
"About three times."
"My god your a miracle woman," Lois said.
"How about you and Clark? Can y'all even have a baby?" Cam asked.
"I honestly don't know." They laughed again. Then the other boys walked out on the deck.
"Speak of the devil," Cassie said.
"Y'all were talking about us?" Dick asked.
"More like Drake."
"What about me?" he said leaning over and grabbing a strawberry and the attention of Eve.
"It's nothing," Cam said quickly.
"They don't know?" Cassie said almost choking on her water.
"No one knows!" Cam said defensively. "I wasn't going to tell anyone."
"Tell what?" Todd asked looking at the group of women.
"You told?" Drake asked. "Not gonna lie I thought it would've been longer."
"What the hell's going on?" Dick asked.
"Drake is a father," Cam said.
"To who-," Dick said but stopped when he saw Cam staring at Eve. "No! What?! When?!" The girls erupted into laughter seeing everyone's surprised expressions.
"Damn, Drake," Todd said patting his back. "That child is going to be beautiful." Everyone laughed while Drake just nodded.
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how it all went down {batfam}
Fanfiction"I looked at all of you as a family one night and saw how you all didn't need me. You all were just talking and smiling. I knew that if I walked in that would be gone in seconds because Bruce would talk about something I did that wasn't right."...
