You're Still The One

CONCHA

Harry: what? – Dai se encoje de hombros – WHY?

Dai: Is not because of you, it’s me. Think if I didn’t wanna kiss you… - Zayn entra. Las pizzas llegaron

Harry: Can we NOT talk about this here?

Dai: Sure – Los chicos vuelven al living a comer, pero Harry está enojado y no come mucho…

Louis: Girls. Come on. Are you really poor? I mean you’re always saying you don’t have money and

Cami: LOUIS!

Louis: What?

Cami: We’re not always saying that we don’t have money. We didn’t have anything at our house the other day cause we didn’t buy. Now we have, right Ash?

Ashton: Right!

Dai: Beside we’re not rich, right? We’re not One Directin

Zayn: Perrie’s back tomorrow

Louis: Who cares?

Zayn: Shut up and listen – dice retándolo y todos ríen – Little mix is recording a new music video

Louis: You can’t stop promote your fucking girlfriend, ah?

Dai: AAAAAAAAAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJA

Cami: I think I get the point.

Zayn: If you can dance, you can dance at the music video and that’s more like a job, you know? I can recommend you and

Niall: That would be awesome!

Dai: I always retweet everything from Little Mix

Zayn: Haha thanks

Dai: I used to spent lot of time sending things to you guys, then I get tired and forgot about it

Nat: Do you remember?

Dai: Hahaha sometimes we even write in Spanish and tag Harry

Harry: Really? Haha

Nat: Yeah! You never reply us

Dai: Right. Bad boy!

Harry: I don’t use twitter a lot

Nat: But you fav that pussy picture – todos estallan de la risa, recordando aquella vez que apareció en los favoritos de Harry una foto de una chica, literalmente EN CONCHA.

Niall: AHAHAHAHA YOU WANNA LICK THAT PUSSY I REMEMBER THAT AS IF IT WAS YESTERDAY

Dai: How can I forget it? I spent an hour in twitter with Natali doing jokes about it

Cami: I was sick that day, I didn’t know what happened, they told me the next day

Louis: Everybody would be so shocked I mean we all thought you like dicks Harry

Dai: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zayn: Like you

Cami: AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Louis: Ha Ha Ha

Harry: Is not funny. It wasn’t me

Louis: Of course it wasn’t you

Dai: We knew it. That’s why we were defending you

Nat: I bet you doesn’t even know how to fav a tweet

Niall: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH stop it please

Nat: It was really funny we spent like an hour speaking about pussies and we don’t used to say that word I mean, is not very comun in Argentina

Niall: But how do you say pussy in Spanish? It was something like coño, right?

Dai: AAAAAAHHAHAAHAHHAAH – Dai no puede parar de reir, ni ninguno de los chicos y Harry solo come su pizza enojado. Los mira a todos y ni siquiera sonríe.

Nat: CONCHA

Zayn: How? How is that?

Nat: CON

Zayn: Con

Nat: CHA

Zayn: cha. Concha?

ashton: CONCHAAAAAA

Dai: AJJAAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Louis: CONCHA, that means pussy?

Nat: Can we say concha instead of pussy anytime we wanna say pussy?

Niall: AHHAAHAHAHAH PLEASE

Louis: So you were writing concha all over twitter? Just for Harry?

Cami: Ahahahahaha Harry fav a Concha on twitter and they had to do something

Dai: We start fav some conchas on twitter to show Harry our support

Niall: Oh my God hahahaha – Niall llora LITERALMENTE de la risa. Dai voltea a ver a Harry mientras se ríe y como está serio, deja de reírse y se le acerca

Louis: Harry you’re a concha!

Zayn: Perrie has a concha ahahahaha

ashton: Nat has a concha

nat: Ahahahahahahaha

Cami: Guys we’re speaking like we Were high

Niall: Hahahahaha see? We don’t need to do drugs to say concha and have fun

Louis: I was wondering if any of you were smoking chicken around here

Nat: Hahahaha

Niall: guys you are awesome

Cami: Of course

Dai: If you only notice us at the concert

Nat: UUUUUH

Louis: Your turn Niall

Dai: Yeah

Niall: What did I do?

Nat: You didn’t. we were like crazy screaming at you cause we were camping for a week to be in front row

Louis: YOU WERE CAMPING FOR A WEEK?

Cami: Yeah

Louis: OH COME ON GUYS! YOU’RE CRAZY!

Nat: Daaaah

Dai: The point is that Zayn sang to me

Zayn: Of course babe

Dai: Haha Liam and Harry, Louis didn’t but he’s an ass

Louis: HEY!

Dai: We forgive you, but you Niall were our fav so far we thought you were love us there with out sign saying that and that Bobby

Niall: I saw your picture. But I didn’t remember it was you guys. I didn’t recognize you. There were like 3 girls more, right?

Nat: Two. You really saw the picture?

Cami: Ok I need to fangirlear hahahaha

Dai: AAAAAAH AHAHAHAH

Nat: I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE IT! – Las chicas gritan y Harry se aleja Dai camina detrá de él y Nat grita – WHAT’S GOING ON?

Dai: I think it is because of the concha!

Harry: ENOUGH OK?

Nat: Oh come on. It was a joke

Harry: Not funny

Louis: It was for me

Harry: Fuck you

Dai: Come on guys – camina detrás de Harry

Nat: GEDE

Dai: FUCK YOU TOO! – Los chicos se miran entre ellos serios. Parece que se armó… Nat finge una sonrisa y se encoje de hombros. Nadie dice nada.

Zayn: Maybe we should order the ice cream?