Homo Is Gay

But I'm Not Gay...

After a few minutes of waiting for Kellin to get back, he comes rushing in the door. "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry for making you wait for so long. The printer was messing up so I had to fix it and once I finally fixed it-which that took forever to figure out how to do-I realized that there wasn't any ink in the machine so I had to run to Mr. Fuentes' office for some ink. After that, I got the printer started and it started glitching again. So I just-" he sighs, cutting himself off, "Anyways, here you go. Your key and schedule. Your room number is at the top in the left corner." he states "Key?" I repeat.

"Uh, yes, there were some... issues in the past. So to resolve the problem the principal put locks on the doors.  It only locks from the outside. The principal  is the only other person here with keys to all of the doors. Well, other than you and your roommate. Anyway, every night the principal locks everyone in by 10:00 p.m. So make sure you get everything done before then and make sure to try and be in your room before 10:00 p.m because sometimes he locks up a little early." Kellin explains me the said items, pointing me in the direction where, I assume, my room is located in. It just happens to be right in the exact fucking direction where that obvious fuck boy, Frank, went in. 

I look at the room number in the corner of the schedule.  Room number 109.

After taking a while, I FINALLY find my room. Slowly, I open the door and to my little surprise I find the cute... wait... I'm not gay. What?! As I was saying, the boy from earlier, Frank, I think it was, sitting on his bed playing the guitar. Wow. Just my fucking luck. "Whoa, they didn't tell me that I was finally getting a roommate and a sexy one at that." Frank says with an unwanted wink at the end of his sentence. I roll my eyes in response, throwing my bags onto the bed across from Frank's. Sighing through my nose, I plop down beside my bag, somewhat annoyed. 

"Why do I always end up with the annoying and cocky sons of bitches as my roommates? Seriously, I don't get it. One minute i'm standing alone waiting for my schedule to get printed out, along with them getting my key ready and taking forever and then the next damn thing I know, a fuck boy is standing behind me, being a fucking stalker and whispering creepy shit in my ear. Just what the fuck?" I mutter, ranting, not to anyone in particular, just myself. Another sigh escapes my lips. 

"You know you liked it though. Don't lie." I don't even have to look at Frank to know that he's sitting there all smug and pleased with himself, smirking. Yeah, as if him flirting with me is going to turn me gay. He's definitely in for a treat if he thinks that i'll turn gay just for him. "I hope you know that one little ass kiss is not going to make me fall for you. Even if you are a great kisser."  The confidence almost completely fades in my voice towards the end of my sentence, making it more of a mumble.