Shane x Ryan One Shot Compilation (Discontinued)

4. Ghoulfriends

  At Shane's House:

Ryan and Shane were sitting on Shane's couch watching Rick and Morty and eating fast food. A typical hangout for the two of them.

  Then, Shane turned to Ryan, looking up from his phone, "Hey, did you know there's fan fiction about us?"

  Ryan looked at him with a look of confusion, "Seriously?"

  Shane chuckled rather awkwardly, "Pf, yeah. Weird stuff, ya know."

  "Weird stuff? You read that stuff?"

  Shane's face heated up, "N-no! I don't!  I just saw a tweet mentioning it..."

  Shane showed his phone screen to Ryan, who immediately rolled his eyes, "That's creepy, you're telling me people are imagining us together?"

  "..Yeah, it's so ironic that we're total opposites and yet people 'ship' us."

  "Well, isn't there something like, 'opposites attract' or something?"

  Shane stopped for a second, Opposites attract, huh? He unknowingly stared at Ryan's face, studying his features. Which creeped Ryan out, a lot.

  Shane didn't realize he zoned out, Ryan waved his hand in front of his face, "Uhhh, earth to Shane?"

  Shane kind of jumped, seeing how Ryan had gotten very close to Shane's face.

  Ryan stepped back a bit and asked, "Hey, you okay there, buddy?"

  Shane shook the odd thoughts from his head and started laughing (almost manically) as Ryan stared at him with a worried expression.

  "W-what's so funny?"

  "I just realized-" Shane broke into more laughter, "You- you look a lot like a gopher or... or a pug!"

  Ryan face palmed, "Is that why you were staring at me and laughing?"

  "Yes!" Shane kept laughing and Ryan also laughed and wheezed a couple of times. Shane realized he loved that wheeze.

  After they stopped laughing they kept watching tv. Ryan and Shane would crack a joke every now and then or laugh at the weird things happening on the show.

  Ryan yawned, "I think I should head out now, it's getting really late."

  Shane felt sad that his time with Ryan had come to an end, he responded, "Okay, let me help you get ready to go.."

  They both stood up, Ryan gathered his belongings and Shane turned the tv to the news. A news alert sounded on the tv, saying that there would be a bad storm on its way to where they were.

  "Maybe you should stay here, it'll be dangerous to leave now that there's a storm," Shane said trying to hide his excitement.

  Ryan dropped his stuff to the floor, "Yeah, I guess I should just stay here."

  Ryan yawned again, this time followed by Shane, "I think I should go to sleep now."

  Shane responded, "Okay, do you need any new clothes?"

  Ryan looked at his current outfit which was a T-shirt and jeans, "Ehh, maybe some sweatpants or basketball shorts."

  Shane opened the door to his room and searched through the dresser, "Hmm, I don't have basketball shorts, but I do have sweatpants."

  Shane gave Ryan some sweatpants. Ryan held them up to his own legs, "Holy crap, you've got bone stilts."

  Shan wheezed, "Bone stilts?" He looked at how long the sweats were compared to Ryan's, "Nevermind, I think you have little bone-stubs."