Shane x Ryan One Shot Compilation (Discontinued)

5. The Berry Boys

[By the way, there's actually another chapter which I haven't published because it wasn't very good....so technically this is one shot 6, maybe one day I'll publish the old one shot.]
  (P.S.: For this story I used a BuzzFeed video titled, "Ryan and Shane Eat Everything at Knott's Berry Farm" as a reference. I also included certain phrases, jokes, and moments into the story. Enjoy!)

At Knott's Boysenberry Farm:

  "Ready?"

  "Ready."

  Ryan and Shane had arrived at Knott's Berry Farm, where they were going to eat EVERYTHING. This was less like a job, and more like a vacation to them.

  After getting their tickets and entering the park, they got a table and started setting up their camera. Of course, there were people who came with them helping them out.

  Shane put his hands on his hips, and in a funny voice said, "Oh, Berry-gara, what food should we start with?"

  Ryan rolled his eyes and replied, staring at the tasting card, "Hmm, I guess, the grilled sausages?"

  "Ooh, I bet you love those grilled sausages. Mmm..." Shane teased as he leaned closer to Ryan.

  Ryan backed away, "Uh, no, you idiot. It's the first food listed on the card."

  "Aww, you're no fun..." Shane tilted his head down as if he were sad.

  Ryan half-heartedly patted his back, "Yeah, yeah... let's eat now, I didn't eat all day yesterday for this."

  Then they went on eating different foods and ranking them on a 'berry scale' from 0 to 10 (and beyond).

  As they were trying the 'Boysenberry Fun Bun' Ryan commented, "Shane, do you like the Fun Bun?"

  "Ohhh, this bun's very fun, but... you know what bun tops this one?"

  "What? I don't think any bun tops this one," Ryan said, as he didn't expect what was coming next.

  Shane leaned into Ryan's ear, "Yours."

  Ryan's face turned beet red as he stepped away and just stared at Shane, What the heck? T-that was a joke, right...?

  Shane burst into laughter at the sight of Ryan's surprised face and his red face. Ryan, in the other hand, was so flustered and confused.

  Shane kept laughing, "Hahahahaha! I was just joking! Gosh, no need to be so surprised!"

  Ryan's blush calmed down now as he looked away from Shane, kind of mad at him for embarrassing him.

  Shane rested his hand on Ryan's shoulder, "Aww, come on, it was just a joke! We've got more food to eat!"

  Ryan didn't respond, so Shane just hugged him, and Ryan blushed a little more. He didn't like the joke at all, but he also didn't want to ruin their day.

  "Alright, let's go eat!"

  And they did, this time Shane picked the food. He chose a 2-foot long boysenberry hot dog.

  "This is huge! How're we going to eat this?" Ryan said, amazed at the hot dog before him.

  Shane wanted to tell another joke, but he decided not to, well, maybe just one, "I dunno," he wheezed, "wanna 'Lady-and-the Tramp' this?"

  Ryan wheezed as he laughed, "Why not?"

  Then they both held it up, Shane said, "Ya know, we've done a lot together, this may be the defining moment of our friendship, though."