The Arranged Deal✅ |COMPLETED|

The date

"You're so heavy Eve, get off me!" Matt yelled while I smirked.
"Don't tell her please. By the way , I'll be sleeping on your bed get out."he said.
"I'll be sleeping on my bed and I'm not sharing it. See that couch there," I said pointing at the couch and handing him a pillow,"take this and go sleep on it. And remember what happened when you tried to sneak in last time?"
He glared but followed. Hehe, high five.
He was soon asleep and I took the opportunity to call Andy.
It took two rings for him to pick up the phone.
Hey

E..

What happened? Why did you hang up? I asked.

E you know how much I love you? He questioned back.

Of course man we've been friends since so many years. You don't need to tell that. I replied.

And about my major crush on you? He spoke, kind of irritated.

I was stunned. Of course I knew he had a crush on me but this was not the right time to discuss about it. Um .. yeah. I muttered.

I was just angry so ... I heard a sniff.

Andy you crying? Fricking hell. Stop it man. Oh god. Please don't cry. You .... I rushed.

E this is the last time we are talking. I can't handle this. Remember you'll always be dear to me and my door will always be open for you. You rule my mind and heart and they're yours. Bye. He said.

Andy, stop it. How can you say this? No Andy. You can't stop talking to me like this. I swear I'll not eat anything and lock myself inside a secret cave and not talk to anyone.
I tried to make him yield but he was adamant.

Don't do any of those E, you know I won't be able to live without you and probably die. I want you to attend my funeral and speak good things about me there. Do  not shed  a single drop of tear as I won't be there to wipe it off and don't blame yourself for me dying single. Visit my grave as often as you can and don't even think of doing anything to yourself. Remember that I loved you and would never want to let anything happen to you.  He said all this so easily and calmly. Is he mad? This was too much. From calling names to each other and fighting over who was more idiotic, we were here discussing about his death. WTH. This was too much.
Andy stop it. What's wrong with you? Are you drunk? What do you want me to do huh? Sue you or send you to a psy..I was interrupted by a sound. The sound of

Of

Of

Of

Oh not a gun shot but....

Just one more scroll.

Of laughter.

Andy what's the matter? I asked.

Darling, do you think I forgot about our date. He spoke in between laughter.
First of all it wasn't a date it was a disaster and secondly we came to the conclusion that we should never date or get together because we can never be anything except best friends.  I realised it after I spoke. Were you Kidding me?

Yeah. Kind of. You know I also wanted to check if you can't seem to get over me and thus sad about marrying your WholeGlass. He spoke haughtily while I bubbled.
What do you want me to do huh?
I gritted.
I want you to get married to your WholeGlass and live happily ever after. He said dreamily.. And yip E that secret cave thing was awesome. Remember you getting married would be better as I'll get to devour the ice-cream in your fridge without restrictions, at least this year's supply ya know.  He said getting into hysterics again.
Mr Wright he is not my WholeGlass and I'm not talking to you. With this I hung up and switched off my phone. How dare he? I couldn't sleep peacefully that night but tossed and turned on the feathery sheets. Ughgh my life.
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