Yesterday, I woke up right? At 9:30! It's summer! Lemme sleep good golly!
Anyways. Here's what goes down as soon as I walk into the living room.
Me: ugh. So tired
Jordan: well, shut up and you won't be. Stupid
Me: TF, you related to me! So you stupid too!
Jordan: I'm way smarter than you, what do you mean?
Me: brat, try me
Jordan: *leaves the room and comes back with a machete knife*
Me: you wouldn't dare. I'm your sister
Jordan: do I look like I care? Besides, you're only HALF family
Me: I'm serious. You wouldn't kill your sister, you wouldn't.
Jordan: *has knife inches away from my chest* I would.
Me: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Jordan: shoot
Me: ....
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