first off. i have respect, as a writer and working in a publishing house, for any author who can get there work published. congrats and all and if you disagree with anything i say, please kindly walk out and let the door hit you on the fucking backside. :-)
omf this rant has been rated r - most 'fcking' has been changed to 'bloody'
i know a lot of people rant about this, i've already read a couple but even from a boy's perspective (who likes sex) after is rlly rlly sht ok.
like idk what all of you see in a damn abusive relationship. is that hot to you? if some guy was mentally wearing down your best friend or mum would you bloody like that?
i bloody well hope not. if you do, go see a doctor or something.
like, any type of bullying is wrong: verbal, physical, mental
and you better all agree to that or i'm throwing you off a cliff
so why the hell is it different (AND BLOODY HOT??) in a relationship.
like, don't mind me just going to STEAL THE SHEETS I FCKED A VIRGIN ON TO SHOW MY FRIENDS?? i think if i did that my mum would bloody beat me up and send me to military camp and i'm pretty sure the girl would do the bloody same.
if i was a girl i'd slit his bloody throat for doing such a thing like??
young girls are reading that and thinking i rlly want a boyfriend like this (urm no u dont)
oh and let's not even get started on all the smut. a lot of smut. basically all smut.
all they do is fight and have make up sex. like i'm sure make up sex after a couple of fights is hot as fuck but it's not damn healthy to have that as a full-time horrible relationship
wow, you must have thought LONG AND HARD over this three book series to think up all the different places a person could fuck?
the plot line of bad guy falls in love with goody two shoes is overused (there are a couple of good ones i'll admit but this one isn't even good???)
plus i think if i fcked that much my dick would fall off ://
and a tacky jewellery line? wtf even is that. rings saying hessa? a seattle necklace? that necklace looks like shit. it could be anywhere if it didn't have shtty 'seattle' inscribed onto it.
can i also say tessa is a bloody idiot that can't make up her mind and harry is just as bloody bad and ugh why did anyone even read and enjoy this? i would love to know?
and i heard it was being turned into a movie? ok ok so i'm not a fan of one direction but i have respect for the boys. if i didn't and that movie came out i would make harry a bloody laughing stock.
and don't try and say 'the name is being changed' bc one, she wants harry to play the part (even tho she knows she's not going to get that) and two, everyone found out that 50 shades of crap sex was a twilight fanfiction
it's all just a load of crap
if you have something to say that isn't nice you can throw yourself down a well and rot bc i don't give a shit x x
would also like to add that if you are in a relationship where the person treats you like trash then you walk away from that shit with your head held high. you r a queen and you ain't letting no one bring you down
