nudes and sexting

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if you, for whatever reason, have sent nudes before then i am not judging you in the slightest.

i think it's well known that guys like sex and girls and boobs and butts. it's all v attractive and ye we think with our dicks sometimes (it happens get the hell over it idk)

but i don't get why some guys can get off to nudes?? or enjoy them like???

most girls who send nudes are massive sluts and man i don't wanna see your used stinky fricking private area or your battered, v fake boobs

lik e i have a tumblr (it's anonymous don't even ask for it ha though i might make another) and i have seen so many nudes on there and idk if i don't feel anything emotionally for a girl i think she is more attractive in underwear than naked 

some boys are just overly horny, v imaginative weirdos ok and if they ask for nudes (unless you want to) just get them to send a picture of your dick first then send a video back laughing. 100% will never bother you again i promise that

and idk girls who send nudes don't make sense to me

what do you get from it?

the label of a slut cos the guy thought he could show off to his friends about it

probably and that's pretty much all

and omf why do you want nudes from a guy? dicks aren't even nice to look at unlike boobs

seriously.

oh and sexting also makes 0 sense to me

if a girl said something to me idk i'd get bashful and probably a tiny bit turned on but 

one, DICKS DON'T RAISE EVERY TIME A GUY IS TURNED ON. IT DOESN'T JUST 'POP UP' IF I THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE. SO HOW THE HELL DO GUYS GET HARD OVER WORDS??

two, how the hell you gonna (both boys and girls) get off to some words on your screen like?

is it really that hot?

why don't you just meet up with the person and fuck for god damn sake you horny fuckers

i promise the next rant isn't about sex omg i'm so sorry but there's nudes going round of this girl i know and i just

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