X Reader Parodies

Ray x Bitch!Reader

ew i made the reader so rude to ray in this one it sickens me, this one is also from his point of view

also im weird and looked up a bunch of korean foods and shit to place in the story so i'd look smart lol

contains foul language as per usual

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The elixir swirled about in the bottle like the crashing waves of an ocean, beating against the sides of the glass as she turned it every which way in her hands. Adorned with a glint of question and confusion, her eyes flickered over the vial. Pools of (e/c) scrutinized the almost luminescent fluid, and with that look it seems she half expected it to spontaneously combust.

"So... you want me to drink this?"

"Yes," I huffed, fiddling with my gloves. "That's probably the fifth time you've asked that. I need you to drink the elixir if you truly want to be one of us."

"I know, I know, whatever. I just wanted to be sure."

"(Y/N), it's been an hour..."

"Are you trying to rush me?" She snapped and placed a hand to her hip. Her gaze was now focused on me, and I flinched.

"No! Not at all! It's just that the Savior really wanted you to go ahead and take it, and I didn't want to risk her getting mad at you."

"Why would she get mad at me?" (Y/N) scoffed, tossing the elixir carelessly on her bed as she turned from me. "I think you're just trying to avoid trouble for yourself."

"Well—"

"Okay, just shut up. I'll drink the shit in a little while."

Even though it was clear this was an excuse to avoid consuming salvation, I nodded anyways, fearing that the edge in her tone would slice me if I kept on.

"Well, alright... I'll be back to check on you later tonight."

"Yeah, yeah."

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I hesitated before knocking ever so lightly on the door. "(Y/N)?"

A few moments of silence passed before the subtle tap of feet against tile could be heard from within the room. The door was jerked open not long after.

"What is it?" She grumbled, leaning on the door frame groggily. Tufts of her (h/c) hair stuck out from her head in disarray, and her dress was wrinkled and stuck awkwardly to her thighs. I smiled softly at her.

"I just came to see how you were doing. Was dinner okay? I made sure the chef—"

"Dinner was shit."

"Ah... I see..." I stammered nervously, breaking eye contact. I'll have to visit the kitchen afterwards then.

(Y/N) huffed dramatically, wobbling around in a drunken manner. "Let me guess: you've come to get me to drink that blue poison."

I smiled sheepishly, unveiling the elixir from behind my back and shaking it slightly at her. "Savior insisted," I muttered.

"You can tell that blonde hag to kiss my ass," (Y/N) barked. My breath hitched in my throat.

"You are not to—"

"I'll do what I want!" She interrupted me once more before slamming the door in my face. I exhaled shakily.

I'll have to try alternative methods.

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"The sulguk, Mr. Ray."

I nodded curtly before dismissing the chef, placing the soup bowl on the counter. I fished the elixir from my pocket and tilted it forward, emptying it into the bowl. The color looked slightly off now, but it would have to do.